How can I reblog this a million times?  The 1% are master manipulators.

The existence of another poor person is not why you’re poor.

Chocolate guy has learned how to make corrugated cardboard. he is a powerful eldritch being who cannot be contained. The only reason we seem to be alive is because his interests are exclusively in the making of delicious lifelike desserts.

PACKING TAPE?? fucking PACKING TAPE??

FINALLY. EDIBLE STYROFOAM PEANUTS.

It’s at this point that, in a sane world, he’d be deified as a god of confectionery and chocolatiers. There would be a temple to him, with a colossal statue, and all of it would be either light or dark marbled chocolate.

I absolutely fucking hate this. Gold star, no notes.

It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

learning to ask 'is this an ad' will save your life

oh leonid, we're really in it now

Leonid, you really understand it.

Save me Leonid, from my empty Word document

Leonid what should I do about the emails

Babe are you okay? you reblogged Leonid Pasternak's Torments of Creative Work again

excuse me I'mtearing up a bit

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

Its that time of the year again. Praise

I’m not like, super religious but I do celebrate the major holidays (an ides’er and greason’s tumblric)