hey, do you love yourself?

This looks like the start of a very questionable gay porno

One thing I really like about being a millenial is that everyone just kinda like, Knows their Hogwarts house. Casually. Even people who were never that into Harry Potter. 

If you reblog this, you are contractually obligated to put your house in the tags

funniest part about the phrase “godless orgies” is the implication that there are, like, good christian orgies

Ancient demon gfs

i dont want to look “pretty” i want to look otherworldly and vaguely threatening

Tooth fairies are a smaller and friendlier subspecies of the larger and much more hostile bone fairies.

Thank you for this bespoke nightmare

bro forget that how much money do i get for a femur under my pillow

why does so much post apocalypse media have people wearing straight up bdsm/fetish gear like. do the kinksters watch the world ending and think “oh boy i can wear my bondage gear in public now”

thats actually exactly what happens

Don’t let the black and white trick you. The Capitol Crawl was in 1990. This is not ancient history.

This was in 1990.

Me: Doctor, why is that syringe filled with glitter? Doctor: Anaesthetic.