Ten Billion Years of Bullshit

I think you should be running this show tbh

@animals-with-fan-art

official fish post

The heros journey keeps trying to get me but ive been unloading an entire clip of 9mm into every mentor that tries to teach me anything. Ive killed 7 wizards this way.

Refusal of the Call

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

And it's gonna getcha

[This meeting could have been an email voice]: This romcom should have been a horror movie

you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

dreamt that walmart was doing some kind of sale where they partnered with a company called "freevaginaphotos.com" and when i bought something they also printed out a picture of someones vagina and gave it to me

you do not get to destroy other peoples bodies

thank you for reminding me, i was about to destroy someones body until i saw this

Gimme 1 margarita and I saw off my leg!

As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings

when the guitar solo starts touching your clit

Lets work on healthy habits like not saying this

lets work on healthy habits like minding your own damn business