Ten Billion Years of Bullshit

As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings

when the guitar solo starts touching your clit

Lets work on healthy habits like not saying this

lets work on healthy habits like minding your own damn business

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

pay attention to me or suffer my whines

a robot shibari'd with its own wires. you agree, yes? reblog

the robot shivering n trembling because you're stretching its nerves around itself and it can't very well move to do anything about it. many such cases

plucking its nerves like guitar strings n hearing its cooling vents kick into overtime. is this anything .

honestly one of my favorite things about fanfic is when you can see the canon influences come out in really subtle ways. like a canon line thats mentioned once as a throwaway is suddenly the entire premise for a fic or it influences the characterization or something. its just so cool to see how people weave their ideas around a source material, especially if its not a detail i'd thought about before

don't let being born a girl stop you from being the man your father never was

jensen ackles doing so much in that hanging himself gif he shouldve been a mime instead of the world’s first omega

i can’t believe people ever called tumblr an echo chamber or a “hugbox”, i have never in my life been exposed to a group of people so thirsty to disagree with you. why did someone just say they wished they could crucify me bc i said i liked oat milk best. we all need to learn some lessons about friendship here

my favorite thing about crocodiles is yeah they're fantastic swimmers and yeah they can run pretty fast and yeah the smaller ones can even climb trees but also. they don't wanna do any of that shit. they just go no, no thanks. that's not for me. i think i'll just wait for someone to mistake me for a log and get too close. and then i'll eat them. many reptiles love this strategy but none pull it off like the humble croc

There is another way

By the Nine, keep your whore mouth shut

Pretty sure the other way involves keeping your whore mouth open