Ten Billion Years of Bullshit

Continuing off from this post about angel halos actually being horns:

Low ranking angels (newly born angels) always have one halo. So long as the horns are conjoined, it’s a halo.

Angels can grow multiple horns to be conjoined into multiple halos. Some halos are so large that the Thrones use them as floating seats.

Angel feathers aren’t actual feathers, but a flaking protective layer grown from the horns. Humans mistake the large angel horns grown so far back to be wings.

Lastly, the larger the horns and more numerous the halos, the less of an individual an angel becomes. High ranking angels like Seraphim are directly controlled by God, and their bodies are no more than hanging husks.

This last part is a little morbid which is why I didn’t wanna draw it, but angels can join their halos with each other to create a “Hierarchy” or a “Choir”.

Although morbid, angels can fuse their halos with each other. This formation has many names, but the most popular are called a “Hierarchy”, “Order”, “Choir”, “Mass”, or a “Chain” of angels. 

The largest group of conjoined angels is simply called “Heaven”.

Both Heaven and Hell are divided into 9 Orders (Heaven) or Circles (Hell), but the HUGE difference is that demons don’t HAVE to stick around.

>we save people from fires

>fires can kill anyone, including queer people

>we also save queer people from fires

Murderbot chronically finding new scientists/travellers to claim as “clients” (whether paid or not) like one of those sheepless herding dogs that goes around finding sheep (or anything else they can herd like a flock of sheep). Like it clearly has a protect humans instinct and a desperate need for enrichment.

“It’s tempting to assume”: someone’s assumption is about to be criticized