hello!

someone look at my gorgeous boy pls 🥰💕

I know this is a joke post but technically speaking as an infant boobs on my mouth provided sustenance (basic needs) and bonded me with my mother (psychological needs) and as an adult I'd say boobs in my mouth constitute an aspect of self fulfillment needs so...

so the irish term for depression is “an mór-bhrón” which directly translates to “the big sad” and that right there is the mood of this fine winter lads

Tommy Wiseau: Hi this is Tommy Whyzoo creator of the roomlet me introdeuce the NEW  CHJOKER! AAAIEAAAAAAAAHH-

This is the cake we all deserve for getting through 2020. Exactly this cake. 

I love how he turns off the stove to give this the attention it deserves

OKay so, when Morgan Freeman retires, we need to hire Lonnie cuz, uh, he’s got it

i asked a guy what the difference between stocks and bitcoin is today and he had to go to a different room to calm down

He probably just left the room to look up what the difference is

Aquaman as a name is so funny to me. Like was someone all “oh well we can’t just call him water man. Let’s make it spanish. But only half.”

Waterhombre

Oh fuck dude

Not to galaxy Brain, but if it’s Latin that they based it on, its Aquahomo

DUDE

A moment of silent for all those in retail this holiday season.

this cartoon works at target clearly