I’ve got starlight

Alan Turing and Ada of Lovelace did not invent computer science for the girls and the gays to claim they can't do math

enough men with dead wife syndrome. i want women fresh out of toxic divorces venting their feelings through bloodbaths and john wick action sequences

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

This is really funny on dark mode

On dark mode this is like a clown trying to hide behind a light pole.

Artist is Richard Claremont: (website) (instagram)

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

I was 12 years old in 2011.... you could NEVER make me hate stomp clap hey music

I believe he is a girl but not anytime soon

I can only assume my beloved the interrobang is left off the list because she would dominate the poll

It's also insane to me that people have kids to keep their relationships going. That child is going to do one thing with 100% certainty and its to deprive you both of sleep. So have fun