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‘beyond the scope of this paper’ is a dear friend to me. I Am Not Fucking Talking About That

I think it's hilarious that hands down the worst way to learn magic is the actual rulebook. Please do not read that. It's just there for reference when something weird happens

posts that i know are about magic the gathering but i have to check to make sure op isn't just living in a way doper world than me

okay but why is he even called mr beast

He's the Antichrist

The Romans were for real naming their kids shit like Boy #2

Considering introducing a controlled burn to the prairies of my mind

harry dubois would end death note in one episode. he'd be unkillable bc he has no fucking idea what his name is and then he'd go drink driving and accidentally run light over and the killings would mysteriously stop

For anyone keeping up with the Stranger Things "secret good finale" conspiracy (yes, it is just the Sherlock "secret good episode" thing with a new show.) the current theory is that tomorrow, in place of SNL, the actual finale of Stranger Things will air. They are presenting this as something plausible, and not something that Lorne Michaels would have beaten the Duffer Brothers to death over if they even suggested it.

The subreddit also has a 60 page masterdoc of all their evidence, if anyone wants to archive that for the inevitable youtube video that's going to be made.

The fact that some ppl are into puppy play for degradation purposes is so Interesting to me because everyone likes puppies, shouldn’t you be a mosquito or something

Naughty mosquitoes who suck without asking get slapped by daddy 😈

Couldn't imagine loving an english person. "Blimey that's a wedding ring, 'innit" - like come on, get it together

Let me have this. Look at the state of my country. Let me have this.