juxtaposition

growing up I was always afraid of being Found Out. not sure what I was hiding. just my whole self I guess

i hate you youtube shorts i hate you instagram reels i hate you tiktokification of all social media

this weed got me talking like a vampire

i just told my roommate "release me" instead of goodbye after she facetimed me

hate how links change color after you click em like theyre dirty now

I didn’t watch supernatural because it’s a monster hunting show but I never saw a single person talk about the monsters. bad sign

this post is giving me porno energy

Guy who only watches porn: getting real porn vibes from this

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

you had to be there

this post makes me so angry bc the socks in the jacuzzi was literally overshadowed again. the point of this post is now that someone doesn’t know about the socks not the socks themselves. maybe we aren’t allowed to discuss it

tumblr staff just frantically rearranging furniture to make the place look nicer because a bunch of unexpected guests (twitter refugees) are coming over

“this pillow works better if your a back sleeper” bitch I’m a rotisserie chicken sleeper I don’t stop turning until sleep rips me forcefully from this world