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you MIGHT BELIEVE what happens next!
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LIFE HACK: you can hit a strawberry with a hammer and you won't BELIEVE what happens next!
you MIGHT BELIEVE what happens next!
WELP

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will i ever stop being blindsided by the fact that people born in the year 2000 can drink now. and are also only like 3 years younger than me. like is that going to be wild to me forever.
did people have this problem after the first millennium too or is this a recent phenomenon
person born in 996: aren't you a bit young for marriage, boy?
person born in 1001: i'm 20 years of age, sir
person born in 996: you're WHAT
my roommate salem got me and hal the makings for a fucked up roulette game
the smell is unimaginable
the game was that hal and i would each pick one at random, take a bite at the same time, and then guess which one the other one had
a confounding factor ended up being that to hal, the punch ones were the obviously good ones. meanwhile, to me, the cinnamon ones were the obviously good ones.
also some of them mysteriously seemed to have no flavor. maybe they had a smell but it sort of just blended in with the cinnamon punch stink of the kitchen and tasted like plain sugar in the end
Twitter stealing our ideas again
No, they can have this one. I think it would be funny

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ID: a sketchy two page comic of my tortoiseshell kittens, Maggie and Bunny.
From off panel, I hold my hands out to Maggie, who leans away
Me: Aw, Maggie doesn't wanna come up?
Maggie: Mother I am not a child.
Me: You're ten months old.
Maggie: I am a warrior.
Bunny pops up from behind her sister.
Bunny: I'm not! I'm baby <3
I scoop Bunny up while Maggie watches in shock and confusion.
Me: Aw, yes you are, Bunny. Who's my sweet baby?
Maggie flops on her back and shows her tummy. She has big blobby tears in her eyes.
Maggie: Mommy??? Betrayal?? You abandon your baby?? Your Darling Girl?? Your little Maggie-Pie?!?
End ID.
Maggie is a strong, independant kitten, so long as you never pay attention to anyone else, ever.
I have decided on a new constellation. I call it The Bees. If you look up at the night sky and see all those sparkly dots, congratulations. You see The Bees. I have just made astrology 10000x easier, you’re welcome.
those born under the sign of the bees:
have emotions
think thoughts
is likely introverted or extroverted
has at least a few friends
was born at some point
I made this for class and am proud! Seems like it could find a home on tumblr
i got chills
I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING
This is gorgeous but OH MY GOD THE CHOICE TO USE THAT SONG WITH THAT WORD REPEATED IN THE REFRAIN???
im genuinely sobbing wtf
Hey guys! Op here and I want to say thank you for all the love and support! I’m going to be making this animatic into a full fledged FILM next semester so stay tuned for more info and concept art! I’m also looking to hire a composer got my festival version bc copyright so let me know if you know anyone!
Design updates! Oh and I changed the ending… you’ll have to wait and see why there are 2 Cyclopes….
Little attorneys that live in my head rent free

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Stardew Valley Reviews
funniest shit ever is bath and body works having beef with build a bear workshop since they both have the same initials (babw), which causes shipments to occasionally be delivered to the wrong store
*bath and body works employee voice* well this sure as shit ain’t soap
*build a bear workshop employee voice* this is fucking soap
guys I am trying this new thing called drinking water throughout the day and it’s amazing?
you rn
my body is naught but a waystation for water 😔
"Human beings were invented by water as a device for transporting itself from one place to another."
--Tom Robbins, Another Roadside Attraction
incorporating that into my belief system
I’m sorry officer, the water told me it wanted to be transported to Ronald Reagan’s grave
and who am I to deny water its holy pilgrimage
the same blastoise.
The Wild Swans: Paolo Sebastian Spring 2022 Couture

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Lifesaver
Indeed