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Your life ends in the wasteland.

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there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it

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(1) daikon Japanese radish

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Me when I'm watching a kids show and the animation suddenly gets really smooth:

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Huacrapona palm tree

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This child who came to my house tonight is literally the funniest human being on the planet. She complimented me on having both lollipops and mini Three Musketeers available because "a lot of houses these days don't give you a fruit flavor option." She was very solemn about this.

anonbeadraws

‘Maybe, you and i are both damned. But we can choose to do something and leave it better than it was before.’

illustrated commission of That scene from the Fancy and the Fooled for @produdfctititty 💘 i went a little off script for Caleb’s coat but i saw polish embroidery online and i couldn’t resist!

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he’s so right for this

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other best tweets include

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mortimermcmirestinks

reminder that, as far as anyone knows, this man is literally 100% cisgender. this is fantastic. I love him ever so

sen-thebootbimbo

This is a streamer, and one of his chat rewards for subs/bits/etc is "girl month," where he dresses like a girl and does his make up for a whole month.

Last I heard, his chat had gotten him to, like, 6 months straight of "girl month."

This man is cis. He is not trans, and has no desire to transition.

He just wanted to do something fun for his chat, and he has a great time. He looks comfortable, he doesn't make a mockery of women or femininity. It's just wholesome cross dressing fun.

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Hey, a bro's gotta hustle ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

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this is the oldest post on all of tumblr, posted in october 2006 before the website even launched publicly in 2007.

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world heritage post

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The madden gif maker has banned the use of the word “capitalism”.

“Too many people were using our videogame football gif maker to make communist propaganda. We need to put a stop to that.”

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regicide1997

This post just got extremely funny

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I want to clarify:

The original post: Funny on its own.

This post seeing a resurgence due to a copycat post made in response to the iOS kerfuffle: Very funny.

John Madden dying within days of said resurgence: A bit morbid, but hilarious in simply the coincidence of it.

Senator Harry Reid dying within hours of Coach Madden’s death: Absolutely hilarious.

Still waiting on the queen of england.

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Queen’s dead now.

calamitys-child

I think the best most human thing in the world is strangers doing a silly thing together

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Examples:

- guy at work "Yes, and -" ing the bit me and my coworker were doing where we pretended to be owners of a fantasy medieval tavern not minimum wage retail staff

- at the gay club when Die Young by Kesha came on and two hundred people, all dancing and drinking separately, jumped up and down to make the "- beat of the drums *STOMP STOMP*" as loud as possible

- person who watched me stomp round the beach singing a made up song about breakfast foods to name a cat after and suggested more breakfast foods that would be good cat names

- guy who started a dance off with everyone across the road while waiting for the lights to change

- very tiny girl at the pharmacy interviewing everyone in the queue and every single one of us in turn sat down and answered this toddler's questions like we were on Letterman

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The three pillars of humanity, in no particular order, are Joy, Absurdity, and Sharing

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daily-cats

Aww look at this beautiful kitty

adamthegirl

these were pictures of a sphynx cat, ffs. tumblr removed them because the bot detected skin. so dumb at times, this site.

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