(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

Can you guys just watch goodfellas

I don’t wanna Tommy’s too scary

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

"Auntie Bethel just died 🫣😮‍💨🥴🏃‍♂️🫂"

and like yes I understand that copyright abolition is a radical stance that's unlikely to actually be accomplished under capitalism. but you know I'm fine with compromising to get closer to that ideal, like I could settle for just shortening how long copyright lasts. like maybe any art older than six months enters public domain, that would be a good compromise

Weed often is for stoners that want to feel strange when they want to get weird

you know, we KNOW that people with eating disorders will often say "actually i used to eat way too much, those pics when i looked healthier i was actually eating TONS AND TONS of food and now ive stopped doing that and my current body is actually what my body is supposed to look like naturally" in order to get people to stop worrying about them. and yet every time a celebrity clearly develops an eating disorder and uses that reasoning everyone is like "oh ok. well if she says she's healthy it must be true"