guy who is “going to be ok”

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

breaking news i’m thinking about threesomes again

a polycule is me and my microwave. and my microwave. And my microwave

bro lemme show u how sex REALLY works *picks up large rock from forest ground*

The Nasdaq were a collection of economic spirits venerated the middle to end United States imperial wealth cults. Economic spirits, referred to as "stocks" (/stɑks/) in the obscure dialect of French spoken in the United States, were categorized into one of several "exchanges" ( /ɛksˈt͡ʃeɪnd͡ʒ/) based upon perceived impact and power. The Nasdaq are believed to have been held in higher esteem than other contemporaneously worshipped exchanges in the Dao and the Nysse. Shamans of the imperial wealth cults ("brokers" /ˈbɹoʊkɚ/) were known to sacrifice offerings ("layoffs") to the Nasdaq in hopes of receiving material and spiritual rewards from the supreme deity of the United States, The Free Market. Brokers were often known to interpret omens of the day by questioning the effect of such omens on the stocks.

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

one of my buddy's eerily prescient comments have recently resurfaced

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

bored does anyone want to physically attack or say something weird to me

i’m like if a miserable bitch was a ray of sunshine

btw with email u dont have to lick the envelope. i know a lot of people have been doing that and its fine and all but you dont acrtually have to do that with email.