guy who is “going to be ok”

oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder

this was supposed to be a 5 note flop, and i would’ve gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you horny freaks

u could resurface a hockey rink w that ass cause it's so zamn boney

Hey baby uwanna stick ur fingers in my cage

due to unforeskinned circumcisions

the king just sentenced me to be whipped and nae-nae'd in the town square

the whole "sky writing" thing is so dumb. just wait for a cloud that looks like that

patrick is short for Patricide and squidward is short for Squealing Edward and spongebob is short because he has little legs

Mad At You Island is where the events of William Shakespeare's The Tempest take place

does he blog better than me baby be honest