guy who is “going to be ok”

oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder

this was supposed to be a 5 note flop, and i would’ve gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you horny freaks

thin veil today isnt it

ngl beloved mutuals, sometimes the unrelenting deluge of ultra-hot men in various stages of undress on the dash can have a...negative impact on one's own body image

where do you see yourself in 10 tumblr posts

Do u mind if I blight the land with my reanimated vassals

Caterpillars aren’t exciting enough it should be random what comes out of the cocoon. And for my third wish make my tits bigger again

have any of you tried teaching the mouse how to make cookies

u could resurface a hockey rink w that ass cause it's so zamn boney

Hey baby uwanna stick ur fingers in my cage

due to unforeskinned circumcisions

the king just sentenced me to be whipped and nae-nae'd in the town square

the whole "sky writing" thing is so dumb. just wait for a cloud that looks like that