“let women be friends” no. if 2 women share screentime they have to fuck nasty about it forever. on account of because i said so.

first base is ripping each other's throats out second base is fucking and then pretending it didn't happen after it's over. third base is falling unconscious from blood loss in the other's arms

fourth base is talking about your feelings

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the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

good luggage goes in the fun bubble

biggest heartbreak FR

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why does needing and god forbid wanting feel so incredibly embarassing

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i can't express how absolutely important it is that when you make an edgy, brooding, badass character who's tough as nails and good at fighting and whatever, you HAVE to give them at least one reason to become completely helpless and pathetic. you have a panic attack quota to fulfill.

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