sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

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You don't choose the milf the milf chooses you

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i feel like im constantly taking damage

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free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

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Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

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i get very #insufferable when I get comfortable with people

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I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

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Takes a guy who's obsessed with saving people even if it risks his life and a guy who is literally allergic to asking for help in any situation and puts them in My stew puts them in my fucking stew and stirs it

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i think 'I trust you with my life but not your own' as a trope is one of the ones that can always fuck me up no matter what

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i took elvish in school and i fucking hated it. the teacher was like 700 years old and he'd like take us on field trips to sit on the banks of babbling brooks and watch the fall of sunlight through the leaves. my friends in spanish class were like conjugating verbs and shit and meanwhile i was in an old-growth forest being overcome with awe at the sight of a majestic stag. like uhh yeah mr autumnheart when are we gonna learn like any grammar "listen to the murmur of the wind in the treetops, and you shall find the grammar you seek" like fuck dude your pedagogy leaves much to be desired

there's a special place in my heart for people who made an effort to be my friend regardless of how quiet or distant i can get at times