Better Than a Master of One

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

there is a 4,000 year old lichen somewhere out there that has no clue any of this is going on

do you motherfuckers not want to sleep ever again

It's all fun and games until the cat yaks under there at 3:00am and you have to commando crawl in there with a pack of Chlorox wipes like fucking Theseus going to slay the minotaur

I occasionally remember that flight feathers attach directly to bones by ligaments and suddenly become increasingly mortified by my birds moulting

People not liking the "cat distribution system" trend because "what if they are just outdoor cats" to me is like. Okay maybe you shouldn't have left your cat outdoors 🤷‍♂️

originally we invented agriculture in order to obtain more food for less work, and it was a hit for a while, but then humanity discovered that you could use it to obtain something way better: numbers on a screen

"came back wrong" but it's food that you heated up in the microwave

Since reading this post and following its advice, my microwaved good comes out so much better.

Since reading this post a d following its advice, my necromantic rituals have come out so much better.