marmolita

hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man

I’m not sure how many people realize that there’s a way in which hurt/comfort is actually very kinky, because at its core you’ve got this emotional power exchange fantasy where one character is vulnerable and helpless and the other takes care of them. In the case of stories involving grievous injuries, where someone is bedridden for a long time, you often end up with two characters in a 24/7 total power exchange relationship without a safeword. It just doesn’t involve as many whips and dog collars.

maybe you could fix him, but I personally, don't intend to. i want to see him baring his teeth while covered in blood

“hallelujah” by leonard cohen being played as an easter and christmas song, “zombie” by the cranberries” being played as a halloween song, and “born in the U.S.A.” by bruce springsteen being played as a Fourth of July/generic us patriotism song have got to be a special trifecta of the most no-listening-comprehension musical moments that happen on seasonal playlists every single year 

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make the attachment a pic of a snail

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

honestly I wouldn’t mind the “likes and replies do nothing!” posts so much if every person writing them didn’t sound like a cartoon supervillain berating an underling

you fool. you imbecile. likes and replies do NOTHING. you think anyone cares what you have to say? you’re dirt. you’re nobody. I didn’t create you to have ‘opinions’ or ‘commentary’. I created you to REBLOG and extend my reach across the empire, like a virus—and I can unmake you just as easily. I don’t care what you like. it’s not your job to like or to think. do you understand me? good. do not disappoint me again.