powering through tough messes

to the enlightened mind, hockey pads are both armour and lingerie, in this essay I will

hamilton taking müller, jenner, gosling, osborne & clark.. that's the kind of greed they talk about in the bible.

gonna start asking hockey dudes on tinder if they can define goaltender interference and if they give me any answer other than “i don’t know” i’m unmatching them

how do i tell these guys this post got 200+ notes on tumblr

The Goldeneyes are being protected by Soup and her oils. I will not accept any other explanation.

thank you seth jarvis THANK YOU SETH JARVIS

you should be thanking his entourage of wags in their custom jackets but okay

ofc we need to give credit where it’s due and today, the seth jarvis polycule deserves it

The year is 2027. The New York Sirens have just won the Walter Cup. Kayle Osborne carries the trophy down the aisle at the Bourbonnais/Clark wedding. (She is also the event planner). Brianne Jenner carefully retrieves the wedding bands from inside the Walter Cup itself. Jessie Eldridge wears a pink scrunchie in her bridesmaid updo. Jincy Roese sings an acoustic version of her hit single “She Shoots She Scores” as Bourbs walks down the aisle. Carla McLeod officiates. The newly married couple has their first dance to “Just Got Started” from Universal Music Production’s Stomp Clap Rap II. Abby Roque makes a joke about the Clarky Skate Curse in her wedding toast. Greg Fargo is not wearing a purple tie. Rob Pizzo leads a conga line. There is peace on earth.

All this talk about PWHL protection lists but who’s protecting my sanity. Makes you think.

when the league is quiet it’s like…the suspicious silence of a toddler in the next room