Typical older, perverted male. Straight. Morally reprehensible with disgusting attractions. I like gross. I like profane. I like filth.
Not your dad/daddy.
Not interested in pictures/videos, giving or receiving.
I like looking, on here.
Terrible at conversations.
Normal interests. I'm not pretending I'm unique or anything of the sort.
Thrash/Death Metal enthusiast but I'm down with most of the sub genres.
Certified fucking idiot. Not hyperbole.
Not overly sexual.
No messages/DMs/replies/asks/anons/mentions. I think that covers them all.
Sadist. Not in the 'I want to spank your ass' in a sexy kind of way. More the 'I fantasize about beating the fucking shit out of some of the disrespectful, narcissistic assholes I interact with every week' type of way.
Workaholic. I do not and will not reply fast. Often I'll take days between replies. I have shit I do. I am not glued to my phone.
Nihilistic misanthrope. I'm not saying this to be edgy, to be cool (I am deeply uncool), I'm saying this from the bottom of my heart; I genuinely, legitimately fucking hate nearly every human on this planet. Unless you're my mother you're included in this hate, you're all fucking terrible people. I am, too, I get it. We suck.
I am not immune to looking at a pretty female, tits/ass hold power over my dumbass, too. But that's about it. There is a very slim, very miniscule chance we find something to talk about. Which is why I'm putting this here.
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Just be aware I'm not your idealized version of anything. At the end of the day I'm a gross old man who is spiteful, grumpy and would rather be around his dog than any of you. Let's just enjoy filth in peace, okay? Now be good, enjoy the debauchery and fuck off.
'Beast
I am the product of my fucking environment
The gold standard of visceral hate
An ever-flowing stream of misery and violence
Sold up the river, our culture is a plague'
