I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

Puffers are so cute!!!!!!

Pls help me win the Hamilton Lottery Pls

I must pass my German Final tomorrow. I pray to thee Roger

Roger plz get rid of the depression, anxiety and tremors caused by them. That would help a lot.

maybe I’ll find a fucking boyfriend that lives near me and is fucking adorable who knows

Hello fishy my old friend~

I know this is the autism site and I see people wondering this in the tags so to be clear: this is assuming your parents survived to adulthood, met each other, and conceived you. altho the person who said they were ivf has an interesting answer so I guess you can say nuance if you want. I didn't put a nuance option sorry.

Dragging myself out of my sick hole to say, don’t come here the next 1,133 days.

reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

well. um. lot more than 75, now

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i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

I remember people talking about how this post was problematic because people actually get locked in basements and therefore finding this funny makes you a bad person. And I lowkey agreed

if they ever make harmlessly vexing your cats illegal, I am going to maximum security prison for the rest of my life. sometimes I feel bad about gently poking their primordial pouches when they least expect it and waking them up from naps because they’re too cute and then I remember they love doing that shit to me too. that’s kind of the fun part of cat social structure, playfully provoking each other is the cornerstone of their friendships.

reblog if attacking fascism is really the hill you want to die on

this is literally like one of the most justified and honorable hills you could die on??? lol??

Quick someone reply with the gif™️

Always reblog this if you are cool

i'm sorry for not stopping to suck off the platonic ideal of a Good Christian before i point out that the religion is in practice a regressive hate movement that sees people like me as subhuman. good god people

Lols, double dog dare you to say the same about Islam.

well you see I don't live in a country where Islam has any political power, so it doesn't get to influence any aspects of my daily life, and as such I have no reason to be overly invested in critiquing it. making broad, sweeping statements condemning the culturally and politically dominant religion of your country is very different from making broad, sweeping statements condemning a religion that your country has demonized and used as a scapegoat for military intervention resulting in countless deaths and regional instability. when you change the words of a sentence the meaning and context of the sentence change too. hope this helps.

I saw somebody be wrong on the internet and I didn’t respond (don’t want to get involved) and I’m being SO brave about it

I should never have made this post because now every time it gets a new note I’m reminded of how wrong that one person on the internet was.

reblog to remind them how wrong that one person on the internet was

THEY WERE SO WRONG. ON THE INTERNET.

What were they wrong about?

NO I AM BEING SO BRAVE ABOUT IT

op you were in fact braver then any marine what the sam hell

Hi this currently has 37 thousand notes and I just want to ask - why?

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