Unthinkable Chaos

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

Love watching femslash gifs on tumblr it’s like going to a fancy sushi place where the chef cuts only the gayest morsels out of a huge nasty heterosexual tuna and serves them right into your mouth like a momma bird.

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

liar we saw you in the vents last week

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

transition timeline but about halfway through im inexplicably a cackling green witch for a few months before continuing as normal

the most disappointing thing about music is i can’t bite into it like an overripe peach

i listen to music at full volume but i’m chasing the feeling of biting into a peach so ripe that the juice runs down your face but with music but with music but with music

keep thinking about how I wrote in my dissertation about how every time a new form of public/social space emerges it's immediately popular with kids and teenagers who see it as a chance at freedom and then adults colonise it and kick them out. this happened with malls in the 80s and diners in the 50s and pool halls in the 20s. my dad was doing research on this trend in like 1975. and I was like "yeah so this is going to happen to the internet" and then five years later every government suddenly decided to ban kids from everywhere online. I hate being right especially when I don't even get paid for it

Orphan Black is so delightful because it’s a dark gory sci-fi horror but almost every episode between the killing and maiming and human experimentation they’re just like “Alison has been kidnapped by violent religious extremists…but the school bake sale is TONIGHT!” and they proceed to have wonderful clone swapping antics