this blog is a fucking mess

​Kinsey scale for whether you’re more cloth or wire

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

It should 100% be illegal for companies to make you give them your payment information when you sign up for a free trial version of their product. It is not necessary and there is no good fucking reason for them to do it. It’s blatantly just so they can steal forgetful customers’ money.

oh hey, thanks for reminding me to cancel a free trial i had going on.

Reblog to save an unnecessary charge cause it also reminded me to cancel a trial lol

I have never signed up for a free trial without counting out the days and putting an alarm in my agenda to cancel the trial a day before it rolls into a paid thing

most subscriptions including trials continue to give you access till the end of the subscription/trial period even if you cancel it. so I always sign up and then immediately cancel it, retaining access till the end of the period but with no risk of it auto-renewing.

I get there being a degree of frustration with some straight women online who can’t be normal about gay guys but a lot of today’s fujos are tomorrow’s transgender homos

just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.

counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I