Hi!

New York is the exact opposite of Minnesota. New York is where the Big Apple is and Minnesota is where Minneapolis

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

nona the ninth is a fucking roller coaster from start to finish. it's the third book in a series and it starts with three returning characters who were barely in book 2 and everyone else is new. It follows a gravity falls arc in tone, ie it starts as a slightly weird slice of life story and by the end they're fighting ancient eldritch abominations from actual hell, and not a moment in that transition feels out of place or jarring. our first impression of the main character is the list of people she wants at her birthday party and the first five names on the list are dogs. our last impression of her is some of the most heartbreaking dialogue ever written.

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

The Queen of Nothing approaches the age old question, “would you still love me if I was a worm” with a sincerity you have to admire

It's so funny watching Twilight struggle as a spy when Anya isn't there. Like she's always trying to make distractions for him so he can do his spy stuff. Your partner in crime is a 6 year old.

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing