The Tumblr of Sigrid Ellis, out of fucks to give

today is. extremely bad. but TOMORROW. I get to play with a giant sword that is on fire

Every time, I know what's coming, but every time, I just lose it at "Uh. That"

I already lost it at "that time we ate our prime minister" and "Uh. That" didn't really help.

I think people over seventy years old should have unrestricted access to prescription painkillers. Not to take home or anything (they might get sold or stolen, although frankly I think pain meds should be less regulated in general and the fact that such a market exists for that is a sign that they're over-restricted in the first place) but like, they should be able to show up at the hospital and flash their ID and be like "morphine please" and have a nurse shoot them up then and there. Yes this is about my stepfather who had every health problem and finally became a tolerable human being after he was put on constant pain management medication but also if you're over 70 you know how your own body works and what pain feels like and frankly if you throw away your life to a painkiller addiction at that age (way less rare than the media would have you think, most "abusers" of painkillers are self-medicating *to manage their pain that they're not being prescribed enough medication for*) then all the more power to you.

When you're over 70 you should be allowed to indulge in any hedonism you want (that doesn't endanger others) with no restrictions. 70 year olds should be allowed crack.

I love this website because it's the only place I can say "70 year olds should be allowed crack" and get zero pushback

As someone who once had the existence you describe, but is now, in old age, attempting to exist on what "Teh Gubbermint" thinks you can ($1,200/mo + $298/mo): Can (rather bitterly) fucking confirm.

#I'm pro every child getting every thing they might need from the state#Like I think we should be ready to feed every kid until they are 18. Yeah in summer too. And have summer activities for them at schools#Because no child picks their parents. And there are some shits out there (@greenycrimson)

This is the funniest thing i’ve heard my entire life 😭

Truth xD

We found him- the 20 year old with 10 years experience

(mob boss voice) What's the matter? Ain't you never seen a skald before? This here guy composes verse to record our, like, magnificent deeds an' shit. (LOUDER) Ey Bragi! Gimme one of those fuckin eddas again!

fucking spot the difference game

i got spanish anon hate for this one btw

isn’t it crazy that challengers is a real movie that exists