The Tumblr of Sigrid Ellis, out of fucks to give

K this does imply you have almost or actually been hit by lightning

Yeah around 10-12 years ago, shortly after I moved into my house, I was sitting in front of my bay window and started to hear loud, fast clicking. VERY weird sound. Activates the hind brain because let me tell you I was out of my chair ready to bolt, no pun intended, in less than a second and I do not move fast for love or money. Hair on my arms was all stood up like a balloon was rubbed on them, not like goosebumps. And it smelled like ozone, metallic and tangy. Watched lightning strike the ground maybe 10-15 feet from my window a few seconds later, and it SHOOK my house, I'm surprised the window didn't break tbh, it felt like it stopped my heart when it hit. Hands down the scariest thing I've ever personally seen, and I'm really REALLY glad I was indoors at the time.

yeah that's EXACTLY the clicking, like little pebbles hitting glass!

I had a dream that people started using the 🪷 emoji as a reaction and it was universally understood to mean “kill [] and you will be reincarnated as a lotus blossom.” Like someone would talk about going to the White House and people would spam 🪷🪷🪷 in the replies, and everyone just knew without having to be told that that meant “hey you should assassinate the president.”

I grew up there. It's absolutely beautiful.

perfect for a sanitation company!

all i want is to get hellsitegeneticsed. i want to know what kind of creature my post is. god i want it to be something cool sooooooooo bad do you think they have the genetic code for werewolves

so this is what it's like to be god's favorite

The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in

and you don't even successfully destroy it, the crackhead your grandad got it from does it

Sure since adopting self checkout they got rid of 99% of grocery workers and if something goes wrong you gotta just stand there for 20 minutes while the employee managing 30% of the store singlehandedly tries to juggle helping you with their other responsibilities. But at least groceries are less expensive now right. Why are you trying to whisper in my ear I have a girlfriend

the stores are flithy and disorganized and I've run into expired products on more than one occasion and there's often a grand total 3 employees for a 5000 square foor supermarket doing their best but at least they paying those guys well with plenty of benefits. folks I just recieved a memo

“Psychologist Barbara Fredrickson’s research tells us that emotions like awe and wonder do not just feel good in the moment. They literally broaden our thinking and build long-term psychological resilience. People who regularly experience awe are more creative, more connected, and less susceptible to the feeling that everything is about to fall apart. Awe is a biological reset button, and four humans went to the moon and pushed it for all of us, and your body knew what to do with that before you maybe had words for it.”

"Here’s what happened. Four humans got into a rocket and went to the moon, farther from Earth than any humans have ever traveled in the history of our species. And they were so good at it, so genuinely moved by it, and so articulate about what they were seeing and feeling, that millions of people who have been running on anxiety and dread for the last eleven years just stopped for a moment and finally exhaled."

My hedonist faggot ass was not made for a 40 hour workweek