Endearingly Neurotic

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

they're making the omelas child go to therapy so it can learn about interpersonal accountability and realize the impact that its confusing and antisocial behavior has on the people around it

oh boy! something in my mailbox from the IRA? I wonder what it could be!

The Manic Orthorexic - Flash sautee your single origin organic heirloom vegetables in a carbon fiber steel wok (never aluminum!) with an ounce of (distilled!) water. Season with three grains of non-iodized Japanese sea salt, as much flaxmeal, wakame and sesame seed "cheese" as you want, and finish with 3 ml cold pressed greek olive oil. Remember: Cheese is worse than heroin. Butter is the antichrist. White rice, wheat and potatoes killed my entire family with hammers. If your produce isn't grown within 2 miles of your house you'll probably die. Sugar [book bursts into flames and emits a shrieking noise]

hear me out, secret third option

Throwing traitors out the back of a cart is a both inefficient and ineffective method.

… hey that was ONE TIME :(

okay maybe twice

thrice. thrice, okay?

AWWW, DON'T BE UPSET. WHY DON'T WE SIT AT THE TABLE OF BROTHERHOOD AND SHARE A BOWL OF DELICIOUS SOUP MADE WITH LIU BANG'S FATHER.

hiii, bixia, you mean soup that was cooked with the help of liu bang's father, right?

😊😊😊

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Has anyone noticed that translating poetry is not easy

It's kind of like if you were in unrequited love with the crossword puzzle

uihhhm waiter. theres a challenging theme in my soup

dude i think i might be The Other

I feel so bad for the annoying women at work. Like I actually feel sick when we’re interacting and I feel the annoyance occurring in my brain like she really doesn’t mean to be this way and she just doesn’t want to feel alone or rejected. you can tell she’s experienced being an outsider everywhere she goes it’s only a matter of time. And it’s not cool chic or edgy but in the ugliest most desperate and dehumanizing way. They always start hopeful. they want to connect and they go searching for someone receptive to her so she can find her people but everyone turns away from her slowly and u hear it in her voice. It’s happening again. she starts hesitating to speak and when she does you hear a shaky child ending every sentence like it’s a question. Testing the waters to know if she’s wrong for even trying. And then I realize I took her smile for granted now that it’s gone.. I have to make it up to her I can’t let something like this continue. Life is so hard for people everywhere, so building a tolerance for being irritated is nothing in comparison especially if the reward is less pain and loneliness in the world I will always be the bestie you have my word

People who flinch at this or jump to hating on OP have never been completely honest with themselves and it shows. Like, you know this person. You've met this person. The under socialized outcast who everyone thinks is kinda annoying and weird, including you. People think that acknowledging their own annoyance towards someone who's essentially harmless is the same as killing someone and being ontologically bad. Like, as long as you don't shun that person you're good. Actually, that's exactly what OP is fucking talking about. They acknowledge and see that this woman is the way she is and also express sympathy, but because there's no over the top performative moralizing everyone thinks it's mean when it's just a true assessment of the situation. Like, two things can be true at once—yes, this person is annoying and they make me cringe and yes, I'm not gonna be an asshole about it because I know that's not right. I have a sneaking suspicion that the reason everyone got so fired up about this is because they're scared that they might've been the annoying coworker in someone else's story. And guess what you probably were. Yeah. Sit with that. Did you die? Did the discomfort kill you?

The hysterics was giving 2015 tumblr fr. We’ve all been that hoe nobody likes before