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Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

Me with my radroaches #myradroaches

me when i get my student loan

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

It's really weird to me when I'm out somewhere with my pets and a stranger refers to me as their "mom." Even putting aside the gendered nature of the term, which does make me feel some kind of way. This is a small flying dinosaur with the soul of a petty tyrant and I am his overly indulgent but long-suffering chaperone.

That's my preferred term. I'm his human and he's my bird. I would also accept aide, person, friend, or advisor.

what, your bird isn't your advisor??

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

still unsure about: sex with me? The New Yorker described it as "A clit-smacking good time, […] A feast for the senses"

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

lowkey kinda hate how all the pride flags are just stripes, can we get some shapes up in here pls

Hell yeah 🤙

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So when "unalive" becomes too loaded to use, what'll be the new soft uwu way of babytalking to adults when discussing death

Y'all understand that's what happens when you choose to do this with language right? It doesn't stop. You self-censor and find a more acceptable term for something emotionally loaded, but the new word will eventually become too loaded too. So eventually you'll have to come up with something else. You've started a cycle that wasn't necessary but as long as you keep engaging with it, you have to ask yourself: when does it end? Does it end?

(The answer, btw, is that it ends with loss of language for the thing. "unalive" eventually leads to not discussing death at all because people are too afraid they'll say the wrong thing. So people grieve alone. They grapple with suicidal ideation alone. People become more isolated and lose necessary language that is precious and vital and we lose all the expression of grief and death and the inherent love and value they're connected with because fear overpowers it. We don't have to, though. You can just stop using words like "unalive" and say "death" and "dead" and "suicide" because they're supposed to feel hard. They refer to parts of life that are hard.)

They should make a content label for ai posts like they do for mature content so I dont ever have to fucking look at it