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This is a superb example of why she's so dominant though. Besides the fact that she works her ass of to be, because she does. Economy of movement is a big damned deal in endurance sports. Ledecky is far and away the best distance swimmer in the world because of how precise her movement is. There is zero wasted motion and nothing shows that more clearly than this.

I can't get over how smooth her paddling is, there's barely a ripple when her hands enter the water

David from Accounting had to know. He was like "this is my chance, and I am going to take it", didn't reply, and then showed up to make friends. Intergenerational friends are really important! For reasons both practical and...spiritual. David from Accounting is your gift, Anthony. Cherish him.

... gotta say i am genuinely impressed by this man's ability to fold a fitted sheet and have it come out well.

HELLO?

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

Me with my radroaches #myradroaches

me when i get my student loan

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

It's really weird to me when I'm out somewhere with my pets and a stranger refers to me as their "mom." Even putting aside the gendered nature of the term, which does make me feel some kind of way. This is a small flying dinosaur with the soul of a petty tyrant and I am his overly indulgent but long-suffering chaperone.

That's my preferred term. I'm his human and he's my bird. I would also accept aide, person, friend, or advisor.

what, your bird isn't your advisor??

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

still unsure about: sex with me? The New Yorker described it as "A clit-smacking good time, […] A feast for the senses"

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

lowkey kinda hate how all the pride flags are just stripes, can we get some shapes up in here pls

Hell yeah 🤙

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