Your Favorite Sugary Sheep~

put her in subspace act normal so she doesn't expect anything and suddenly start asking her really strange confusing questions and really difficult logic puzzles and start timing her and really strongly implying you'll think less of her if she answers incorrectly and start asking really scary questions like you remembered to do the thing right and just stare when she asks what and go in a really disappointed voice "... nevermind"

I wanna see some high pressure sales from you if you want it. Sell me this pen, puppy.

finished cucumber quest (as far as anyone can)!! really lovely comic.

i liked your girls and eggs gigi

This isn’t fucking funny. My father was torn to pieces in the noob wars by a silver rank landmine

how does your dad being reduced to freelo protect our guild

MY FATHER BLED FOR THIS GUILD WHILE YOU WERE STILL IN THE TUTORIAL. YOU SMURF ON HIS VERY BONES.

don’t think that being tied up and used as a punching bag is really an appropriate consequence for losing the board game

Kill nostalgia. stab it through the heart until its inky guts coat the floor. opalescent tar, a chamber, walls with no windows or doors. Bludgeon inky derilict monuments to ancient temples that once held adoration in the form of whippings to the altar of unsettling chambers, which once felt like home, beautiful and sweet like sugar of lead, burn it down and smash the stone. your precious vase of false hopes fills and swells inside you but like heavy gas inside your lungs there is no nourishment, no value there, merely illusory shadows of what once was and what will never be again, is it worth it? is it worth it to clammor and grasp at the idol of who you used to be and used to have. the empty shallow watter flows through your fingers stained wet with tears. you cut your hands against the broken stones, and you bleed. holding onto fragments. blind to the door.

i left a lot of servers and removed a lot of friends on discord.com