Fire Cannot Kill A Dragon

This sheds a startling amount of insight into how pictograms used by ancient cultures probably represented something completely obvious and unambiguous to the people who used them

Kinda fucked up how the accommodations process is just "man I hope these strangers decide that my disability is disabling enough"

I think what's wrong with me is that my dad loved making boiled peanuts but when you say "boiled peanuts" in a thick Mississippi Delta accent it sounds like "bald penis" and we were forbidden from acknowledging that

This gentleman has spelled peanuts three different ways on his stall.

As is the time-honored tradition of our people, yes

My upstairs neighbors have officially gotten to the point where they're loud enough to wake me up. I'm happy homegirl is getting her back blown out but I wish both of them and that whole family would become severely allergic to movement. They're changing me. They're making me worse.

I have a suggestion

Adding "-boy" and "-girl" suffixes to random words from now on in an attempt to make some random tumblr famous blogger drag themselves in the mud and delete

you could have just said cow but no you said cowboy and sexualized it

so proud that the country-formerly-known-as-turkey really went and dropped its deadname on the first day of pride month. forget being an ally bitch you're one of us

to anyone coming in with "actually this country is bad because" I apologize for the actions of a conservative middle eastern government in a historically conflict-and-corruption-riddled region but you see this was a joke post. sadly Türkiye is not actually a transgender icon, I am not a Türkiye fangirl, I don't actually think Türkiye is a uwu bastion of queer rights, this was you see a quick joke built upon the humorous coincidence that a whole-ass country changed its name on the first day of pride month. tragically there is no such thing (currently) as a transgender government or country, here's hoping some day we can come together and change that

I'm gonna reblog this again bc wow but was it helpful to learn!

Hockey rules I never knew about.

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

now THIS is a world heritage post

Fun fact in addition: Cary Elwes wasn’t allowed to be part of that scene because he kept laughing. The Westley on the table was dummy.

This is AFTER he broke a toe riding Andre the Giant’s ATV, and got concussed when he and Christopher Guest tried to make the scene where Count Rugen knocks Wesley out more convincing. Mandy Patinkin busted the rib trying not to laugh, and also accidentally stabbed Guest during their fight scene.  About the only person who didn’t get some form of overenthusiasm-induced injury or illness during filming was Robin Wright, who had to repeatedly get her dress burnt up in the fire swamp scene because Goldman ruined one of the takes by screaming “Oh my god, she’s on fire!”

The guy in the giant rodent costume got arrested on his way to the set and they had to delay production to go bail him out

really it is wild that sign language exists and is perfectly accessible and yet its not a taught second language in schools

yeah you can use it under water and in situations where u need to be silent and thats all cool and everything but you can also use it to talk to deaf people which is more than enough reason already. just let sign language be an option in schools.

Forbidden knowledge was granted you that night

What is it about “prophetic” dreams that are just extremely normal and mundane