John Brown Was Right

wha t if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

This made me so angry the first time I saw it I’m reblogging it again.

happy 10 years to wagon age oregons

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

*church lady voice* I have prayer request, it's just been weighin on my heart and I want to lift up Allison in prayer because last week I saw her at the wall mart with no makeup on and when I asked if she was feelin alright because she was lookin downright peak-ed with no foundation or nothin she looked at me and spoke in a tongue unfathomable and grew a second head right smack dab next to the first one and it didn't have no makeup on neither

at the combination ikea and taco bell. ordering a blåhaj blast

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

it's so sick and twisted that you have to forge the life you deserve from the molten scraps of the life you were forced to have

yeah the doctor said they found the source of my guilt and quiet agony deep within my core. Yeah turns out there really is something physically and fundamentally wrong with me that I've been carrying my entire life. No they said they're not gonna remove it. Said its an "elective surgery" so insurance won't cover it. Anyway how are you

not now kitten. daddy is falling victim to the spiral of existential dread that comes with being the working class

you can bet your ass if completely custom genitalia were a cheap and easy thing i would have a strange and unusual pussy situation

gynecologists HATE this one for its bioluminescent oyster pussy

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic