non-practicing forklift certified.

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

Christian made a burrito for me :) he gave it to me at lunchtime at work

And I gave him a piece of my cherry pie and two pieces of my banana bread I made this weekend

When I'm dreaming, but about to wake up, there's the chance that I'll remember somethihg I said in my dream. This morning, I was blessed with the phrase: "August Tenth... the Pumpkin Rapture."

Care to show me where in the bible it promotes rape slavery and misogyny?

Midwits have a real problem telling the difference between “acknowledging the existence of in historical context” and “promoting” 🙄😑😮‍💨

Odd…Christianity was the religion that was maligned by Rome as being, “the religion for women and slaves,” since most converts were women and slaves…curious…I don’t think we’ll ever figure this out.

unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.

For some people, all that's required for being the villain in their story is that you don't let them walk all over you.

My favorite Philomena Cunk bits are when she's talking to Professor Ronald Hutton, who specializes in folklore and paganism in the British Isles. Mainly because she's trying her damnest to throw him off by asking the stupidest questions she can think of, and he's not even phased because he's a folklore and paganism historian so OF COURSE he's been asked worse questions in earnest.

He has a very soothing way of speaking

He's one of my favorite TV historians and shows up in Farm Series and its related shows a lot to contextualize the festivals and rituals they do on there and explain what they meant to the people who lived in the time period. One of my favorite lectures he gives on is about bonfires and the superstition around the Bloody Flux and how we had no idea what actually caused it until some fairly recent humanitarian crises.

I’ve been watching so many old garbage movies recently that I’ve started to have like 60s sci fi themed nightmares where I’m being attacked by like horrible ape monsters and it’s actually scary as fuck! What an awful problem to have

Last night I had a dream about a terrible science experiment called Moon 13 that involved putting scantily clad women inside of large lava lamps to harness their innate psychic ability. I wish this was a joke