Katya Kiryu

I used to block people who called Pangur ugly, until she reached about 8 years old, and then I was like yeah okay I see it now

hey guys so the hero that keeps barging in my tower seems to be using some sort of chronomancy called “quick saving.” have we figured out any counters for that yet or what’s the deal

me on the first Jurassic Park test ride: mm. note to self: very first exhibit, they said the dilophosaurus was poisonous, then immediately referenced its venom. thats a real oversight, i hope they fix it. well at least it probably can’t get worse than this

I think so often about this guy on tiktok who was yappin about how unrealistic face scars are in fiction, cuz theyre always still super visible or prominent when in reality they fade really fast and easily(in his opinion) and he was like "as evidence, i just cut my face pretty bad by accident today and in like a week or two itll be completely gone" and its been like 4 years i think and i still see his videos on occasion and well, the scar is still visible actually.

Like two years ago I ran into a salamander biologist in the woods who complimented my ability to 'walk quietly in the forest while causing minimal disturbance to the leaf litter.' Still goes to my head.

can't stop thinking about that meme making fun of people who tell u to take a break when ur getting frustrated with a game. I saw some silksong streamer on youtube reference it being like "taking a break isn't gonna make the game design any better!!! it isn't gonna make the benches any closer together!!!!" and like....yeah dude! you're so close to getting it right now! you would like to be less frustrated, but there's nothing you can do about the game. what do you have control over? yourself. and how can you use that control to decrease your frustration.....???? come on you're ALMOST there

I really don’t like when a book advertises itself as fantasy or scifi with maybe some romance on the side and then it turns out to just be a romance with some fantasy or scifi wallpaper. Fine if you wanna read that but I don’t. Stop having sex and kill the dragon already. This is false advertising.

Love when you try to take a screenshot but fuck up the timing of the volume down lock button combo and are left sitting there with slightly softer music and a black screen and you just have to sit there looking at your reflection on the locked phone and contemplate your failure for a bit

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

"i danced with death" yeah well i slowly ran from him all frail and daintily in a cunt-honoring way

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence