♡idk what im doing♡

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

Me and my dog post-apocalypse after we find a broken crate of canned peaches washed up on the beach

She wants them both so bad it makes her look pregnant

*blasts you with boiling hot steam* omg im so sorry 😅 *blasts you with boiling hot steam*

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

people on reddit complaining about the plot (or lack thereof) in doctor odyssey… how do i break it to them that no one is watching that show for the damn plot! we’re here to see if those hot doctor and nurses get a bit challengers with it!

I will never know peace until every single crew member of the Odyssey is involved with the medical team’s insane polycule in some way shape or form yes this includes Captain Massey I think it’s the only way to make them normal at this point