Gamer? I hardly know 'er!

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

I already know I'm a girl dickhead I just like wearing pants

"Let the Gweilo play. He has nothing left to lose."

vavr has a penis beiber utau

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

[wearing a t shirt rhat says "I AM NORMAL AND I'M NOT INSANE"] have i ever told you about my curse? its working btw. the curse is working.

playground insults in 2030: dude your dad looks like ai generated gay porn

preparing my stupid haggard speech to give to my lame and undisciplined troops before we get absolutely wrecked by enemy cavalry at the club