Stanley Poll-Able

the whisker!

purr-ple!

how are you FELINE?

look i never said they were GOOD jokes.

aaaahhhhhhhh

Uhhhh

MEOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL.

Is that it?

i'm a genius

We don't even know if that's the right answer.

Okay what's your solution to this one?

red

Just red?

Oh hey some jokes!

I don't know, what is a cat's favorite kitchen appliance?

uhhh micr.. mic-cat-rowave? no that can't be it. meowcrowave, okay final answer

Are you trying to solve the jokes?

oh nice

(I mean any cat could be a giant sea serpent until you lift it up.)

(Is that my thing? I don't know)

oh hey! been a while since you've talked here on the blog

Uhhhh....

garfield's the first pick coming to mind but that's not a favorite, just first cat i can think of

There are a lot. Of Cats. I haven't really considered this question before.

yeah, cats!

okay nice

Says here once we set the playfulness and activity meters to max, then filter it to only large long-haired cats that the two breeds that match are the Turkish Vankedisi and York Chocolate

york chocolate sounds like the name of an actual chocolate

Probably the word chocolate.

what's the most playful cat?

Uh, says here Chausie, Cheetoh, lot of cats here.

hm.

is this entertaining to you?

okay, here we go

... These are all good. I love all of them.

yeah, you can't pick out a favorite.

The results are in, different cat breeds.

well now we need to actually find cat breeds

yeah that's a good point uhh

There is a specific reason why we're using this blog again at this specific moment.

but you don't get to know it quite yet

Yeah, it's a later thing.

do people still read this blog?

I don't know, probably.

anyways ummm

I think just. It's safest to assume we're always able to answer asks and stuff.

yeah, it's just nothing is happening to warrant us posting here regularly without..

Asks.

yeah, stuff to answer.

i mean yeah.

Actually wait, there's a cat in here.

oh yeah we don't even need to worry about door stuff for that, we can just find the cat here!

Where is he?

(He'll probably show up soon)

yeah, we could do that.

(Infinite wishes!)

if we put that in there how would you get it?

(I didn't think that far ahead.)

Hmm.

(Is this my proxy? I mean, not proxy. Uh, thing?)

are we even trying to hide it anymore?

At least a little.

The door doesn't have anything behind it. Well, at least not yet.

...

it's. it's weird that we're like, in this spot now. the parable used to just do this sort of stuff on it's own but now we've got to decide what happens.

Yeah. Guess we have to decide what happens here.

...a million dollars, sure.