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good… tries? 😂

the whisker!

purr-ple!

how are you FELINE?

look i never said they were GOOD jokes.

aaaahhhhhhhh

Yeah, yeah that makes sense.

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what did the therapist ask their cat clients?

Uhhhh

MEOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL.

Is that it?

i'm a genius

We don't even know if that's the right answer.

huh. well i still like my answer though

what was the kitten’s favorite color?

Okay what's your solution to this one?

red

Just red?

(That's a good answer I think)

what’s a cat’s favorite kitchen appliance?

Oh hey some jokes!

I don't know, what is a cat's favorite kitchen appliance?

uhhh micr.. mic-cat-rowave? no that can't be it. meowcrowave, okay final answer

Are you trying to solve the jokes?

yes

there’s a norse myth where thor has to lift up a cat, but he can only get one foot off the ground. it turns out the cat is actually a giant sea serpent (jörmungandr). now you know!

oh nice

(I mean any cat could be a giant sea serpent until you lift it up.)

(Is that my thing? I don't know)

oh hey! been a while since you've talked here on the blog

(Yeah, yeah. Uhh hi chat) Don't think that's what you say in response to an ask. (It will be.) Okay.

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what fictional cats are your favorite?

Uhhhh....

garfield's the first pick coming to mind but that's not a favorite, just first cat i can think of

There are a lot. Of Cats. I haven't really considered this question before.

yeah, right? it's hard

so i heard we were talking about cats???? cats are the best

yeah, cats!

Woo! Love cats!

Cats are incredibly entertaining.

okay nice

Says here once we set the playfulness and activity meters to max, then filter it to only large long-haired cats that the two breeds that match are the Turkish Vankedisi and York Chocolate

york chocolate sounds like the name of an actual chocolate

Probably the word chocolate.

probably the word chocolate

Oh there's playfulness and activity filters here on the side!

what's the most playful cat?

Uh, says here Chausie, Cheetoh, lot of cats here.

hm.

is this entertaining to you?

Us liveblogging cats.com? Is that fun for you to read?

Learn about the different types of cat breeds and their characteristics. Find the perfect pet using our cat breed profile selector.

okay, here we go

... These are all good. I love all of them.

yeah, you can't pick out a favorite.

But we've gotta try.

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The results are in, different cat breeds.

well now we need to actually find cat breeds

Yeah, let's do that now.

I would talk more but I just dont know what to talk about.

yeah that's a good point uhh

Hold on, let's ask the server real quick.

okay um hi.

There is a specific reason why we're using this blog again at this specific moment.

but you don't get to know it quite yet

Yeah, it's a later thing.

do people still read this blog?

I don't know, probably.

anyways ummm

I think just. It's safest to assume we're always able to answer asks and stuff.

yeah, it's just nothing is happening to warrant us posting here regularly without..

Asks.

yeah, stuff to answer.

So uh, hi again!

oh yeah it's 4/27

Huh.

... A cat?

i mean yeah.

Actually wait, there's a cat in here.

oh yeah we don't even need to worry about door stuff for that, we can just find the cat here!

Where is he?

(He'll probably show up soon)

Yeah.

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a million and one dollars, mayhaps

yeah, we could do that.

(Infinite wishes!)

if we put that in there how would you get it?

(I didn't think that far ahead.)

Hmm.

(Is this my proxy? I mean, not proxy. Uh, thing?)

are we even trying to hide it anymore?

At least a little.

okay

it's huh. the.

The door doesn't have anything behind it. Well, at least not yet.

...

it's. it's weird that we're like, in this spot now. the parable used to just do this sort of stuff on it's own but now we've got to decide what happens.

Yeah. Guess we have to decide what happens here.

...a million dollars, sure.

That million dollars isn't really doing much. We can't go in and get it, and it'll disappear next reset. It's just. There now.

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