Green Leaf- Multiversal Scientist

If someone shot one of these at me, I'd shit myself.

Tactical bidet

I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

My sides

those are some fancy guitars

EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA

Those are big mama violin and her little violings

String trumpets.

THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC

things heating up in the orchestra fandom

I know what a trumpet is I play one

Time to reblog this and give my friends a stroke

Being a past trumpet player and now a French horn this post makes me very angery

I tap keys

Wow… Those are really strange trumpets, where did you get them from?

acoustic trumpet

oh look its gotten worse since I last seen it

Those are all some pretty weird saxophones

Don’t bring sax into it, there are children on this site. Sax and violins, that’s all y’all ever want to talk about on this site.

$29.99

do you fear death

davy jones, get out of my childhood

rebelle/rebelle pro which is a more traditionally-inclined painting program that usually costs like 150 bucks is now uhhh 10 fucking dollars? until october 13th

help help help help im not really into homestuck but this friend of mine is and i let them explain quadrants to me and then after that we started pitch flirting 'as a joke' but i dont know anymore. last night we got on call and were just hate flirting and shit and they just added me to their carrd as their kismesis. what the fuck do i do here

they announced a romantic relationship with you to their followers before announcing it to YOU ?

Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that

Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.

“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/ This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game

Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass

FUCK ME  the reveal video

“CHRIS??????”

“Um, I don’t think our plan is gonna work.”

Always reblog Y'gathok

DM:*Pulls out Y’gothok* *Turns on “Open Your Heart” by Crush 40*

Wow that DM really goes above and beyond

I will mash that Reblog button every single time this shows up on my dash. I spent a lot of years martyring myself for “the needs of the business.” Young people? Don’t fucking do it. They don’t care about you, you are a “resource,” not a human being. I can’t say this strongly enough: see to your self-care!

Right troops - we need to find the worst pick up line of all time. These need to be 95% utterly awful with a 5% chance of possibly working.

“Hey girl, I’m in medical school. Wanna play doctor?”