Did I ever mention I fucking love visual poetry? Because I fucking love visual poetry.
THIS IS SO COOL
wow is this ever relevant
Took me a second.
I love this so much.
OMFG I FINALLY GET IT
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trying on a metaphor
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@greakfreak22
Did I ever mention I fucking love visual poetry? Because I fucking love visual poetry.
THIS IS SO COOL
wow is this ever relevant
Took me a second.
I love this so much.
OMFG I FINALLY GET IT

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Well, that is one way to pass the time during a rain delay
This is the quality content I live for
This short moment is more entertaining than the entire game of baseball
Imagine The OTP
Person A: W-who do I shoot!?
Person B: Them!
Clone: No! They’re lying! Remember? I love you.
Person A: *shoots the clone*
Person B: What the-
Person A: ‘I love you’ sounds like something you wouldn’t say to me.
Person B: Ok, WOW-
OKAY BUT CHIRON BEING CONFUSED AS HELL BY THE VINE REFERENCES
Especially when Percy is screaming fuck off to the ocean
But consider:
Chiron not knowing that the campers are referencing things, but seeming to understand them.
Percy at the ocean: Fuck off
Chiron: Ah, yes, reasonable, considering all the stress he’s been under. At least he has an outlet.
Nico: I don’t have enough money for chicken nugget.
Chrion: He is a young boy with access only to Greek money. I will see if we can have chicken nuggets for dinner tomorrow.
Leo: Road work ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does.
Chiron: It’s so refreshing to see campers so invested in the basic infrastructure of camp and Long Island.
The apollo campers once their dad becomes human: *banging pots and pans* I DIDN’T GET NO FUCKING SLEEP ‘CAUSE OF Y'ALL! YA’LL NOT GONNA GET NO SLEEP ‘CAUSE OF ME
how did this get 4k notes
Some more examples:
Clarrise: What up my name is Clarrise, I’m 19 and I never fuckin’ learned how to read
Chiron: That’s a shame Miss La Rue. I could provide additional tutoring to help you master such a life skill
Piper: Hi, my name is Piper Mclean and I’m your freestyle dance teacher
Chiron: Piper if you wanted to start an extracurricular exercise class, then you only had to ask so I could put it on the schedule. Now nobody has turned up.
[During an intense sparing match between Jason and Percy]
Kyla: Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?
Chiron: You do know that I prohibited snacking between meal times. I could change tomorrow’s breakfast to include waffles on the menu is that a compromise?
[After said sparing match]
Will:(gesturing towards the loser) He need some milk
Chiron: Well I thought ambrosia would be more effective but I suppose you are a better medic than me
Connor: Hey, today my brother pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. Benefits of killing him are I would get pushed way less-
Chiron: Now I get why you’re angry but killing Travis is not the solution
Me, a child of apollo, pointing at the sun:
You are my dad,
YOURE MY DAD!
boogie woogie woogie
Leo: FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS!
Chiron, defeated: please do not participate in such actions
percy, buried in sand up to his neck: I am the sand guardian! guardian of the sand!
grover: posideon quivers before him!
percy, yelling at the sea: FUCK OFF
chiron: but?????? his dad?????????? is?????? posideon????????
Percy: YOU READY TO FUCKIN’ DIE?!
Thalia: I’M A BAD BITCH, YOU CAN’T KILL ME!
It just keeps getting better
Frank: You know, school’s not important, be whatever you want to be. If you wanna be a dog *turns into dog* -RUFF- *turns into human* ya know?
Chiron: *gives up*
Chiron, driving the strawberry truck into town with some campers in the back: Oh look, a Del Taco. Is anyone hungry? Kid, in the back seat: FRESHA VACA DOO!!!
Chrion: My dear child, that says ‘fresh avacado’ —- Mitchel, at lunch : And they were roommates The entire Aphrodite table: *gasps* Oh my gods, they were roommates
Chiron: ???? What just happened ??? They were all in sync ???? Roommates ??? —-
Demeter cabin, crowded around a lettuce: cabbasu, cabbasu, cab-a-su! LETTASU, LETTASU, LET-A-SUUUUUUUUU Chrion: Yes that does appear to be lettuce, but why are you all yelling?
Son of Hypnos: It’s Wednesday, my dudes! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Chiron: No, Wednesday was yesterday. It’s Thursday. On another note, you must be hungry. Come, Nico wanted chicken nuggets.
*an camper says that athena is better in her roman form*
Annabeth: that is not correct because according to the encyclopedia asjsjskkkskakksk
Chiron: *fucking runs*
Dionysus: Two shots of vodka *pours half a bottle*
Chiron: Where did you even get that-
Percy, jumping into the water, pointing at Chirons hooves: WHAT ARE THOSEEEEEE
Chiron: I’m slightly concerned that you’re not able to realize those are my hooves. Perhaps your ability to see underwater is somehow diminishing? I think it may be in our best interest to get you to the infirmary.
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Jason: [doing cool wind tricks]
Leo: [blows it away]
Jason: Adam-
Chiron: Adam? I’m. Unsure if we have an Adam currently here, mr. Grace. Unless this is young Valdez’s new nickname, than I am happy to oblige.
Travis: [strutting]
Connor: make them wait for it, Travis…
Travis: [turns]
Connor: Boom
Chiron: if you wanted to get a catwalk, I’m sure we could get one near the Campfire. I’m sure the Aphrodite campers will also get great use of it.
Two particularly ballsy campers:
“HEY ZEUS! YOU’RE NO GOOD, ZEUS!”
“YOU’LL NEVER BE SHIT!”
“YOU’RE JUST! LIKE! YA FATHAH!”
*Super-loud thunderclap, they both run to the nearest building*
omfg that one got me
during the announcements at dinner:
an equally ballsy camper: sHUT UP!
Mr D: who are you telling shut up to? are you telling me to shut up?
Chiron: Okay, calm down, there’s no reason to be angry. They’re only young.
Luke: *scrapping with Percy and being evil*
Percy: tHIS IS WHY YOUR DAD DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU
Annabeth to Percy: What the FUCK is UP Kyle? No, what did you say- What the F U C K dude? Step the fuCK UP
Chiron: ?????????
challenge: accepted!

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Question: Travis does Fjord know about the jealousy that Jester has when Fjord is around other women or is he oblivious ?
Travis: Well i seen it a little during the jellyfish scene, Fjord has no idea.
My wife is the worse, before the campaign i told her that i would never have a romance with my characters in any D&D game ever, i’m just here to kill shit and get rich. She goes “what, okay well i’m going to romance the shit out of you and you’ll fall for me or you’ll be turning down your wife” AND THEN SHE FUCKING DID IT, THAT JELLY FISH AND TEARS MAN, SHE BROUGHT THE WIFE TEARS YOU CAN’T BEAT THE WIFE TEARS
Why did nobody in Fullmetal Alchemist carry around some fucking backup transmutation circles. Like Riza is there with a box full of fresh gloves for Roy when he gets soaked but you’d think after the first time he got rendered useless in a fight by some dude with a water bottle he’d start carrying around a spare set in a waxed bag or something but NOOOOO. And Ed’s even fucking worse like his arm gets destroyed how many times???? AND HE ACTS SURPRISED EVERY TIME. OH NO MY ARM. NOW I CAN’T ALCHEMY. Shit, boy, draw some transmutation circles ahead of time and keep em in your coat, this isn’t hard. “Oh no, you’ve destroyed my arm again, whatever shall I SIKE” Ed says, before throwing a rock with ‘explode’ written on it at his attacker and making good his escape. Everyone’s always carving shit into their skin or drawing it in their own blood, HOW BOUT INSTEAD YOU CARRY A PIECE OF FUCKING CHALK. Alchemists are useless
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Please rise for the national anthem.
To be honest.. if more children were shown from birth that they are loved, cared for, and listened no matter their gender we might not have some of the problems we have now.
Parents: Aloof disdain! Shun! Distance!
Also Parents: Why doesn’t my child talk to me?
the greatest plan in history

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d&d spells as memes. i’ll start
power word kill
heroes’ feast
Mirror image
dissonant whispers
counterspell
Vicious Mockery
Charm Person
magic missile
@tomthefanboy
Summon Elemental (Earth)
Delayed Blast Fireball
Polymorph Other
Psychic Scream
Astral Projection
This is my fav post.
Zone of Truth
Intense Perception Check
hallow
Dicks out for Mollymauk
It’s what he would have wanted
three main parts of d&d culture are
1. *drops to 0hp* “I’m dead.” “You’re not dead yet”
2. rolling a bad perception roll and your dm is just like “you don’t have a fucking clue where you are. a room maybe?”
3. when the dm is narrating a scene for another character and your character isn’t even there so when you make a smartass comment about what’s happening the dm shouts “You’re not here”
Not to be dramatic, but I would die for Humphrey.
I LOVE HUMPHREY
They are in the father/son zone and it’s embarrassing that they still deny it.

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kima’s oversized sleeping shirts originally belonged to allura, no doubt
allura held onto kima with the power of true love there in the middle of the ocean, i’m not even kidding
allura watches kima train and gets all flustered
she also tries not to blush while watching. and usually fails
kima is prob half the size of allura but she can def carry her
and she sometimes picks her up just to boast
allura rolls her eyes at this behavior but secretly likes it
allura is kima’s impulse control. kima is allura’s reminder to take care of herself
“allie have you eaten today?”
“allie, you need sleep.”
“allie, i swear to bahamut i will throw all those fucking papers into the fire if you’re not coming to bed right NOW.”
kima is the little spoon. allura is not allowed to tell anyone
kima kissed allura first and she climbed on a stool to do so. it wasn’t exactly subtle but allura didn’t expect a thing and almost threw kima off of her stool bc she was so surprised
allura thought kima was rly pretty in her dress but she loves her best in her armor. or without any of her clothes
or in one of her own nightshirts
just infatuated allura and kima being badass wonderful girlfriends