Greakfreak

Person A: W-who do I shoot!?

Person B: Them!

Clone: No! They’re lying! Remember? I love you.

Person A: *shoots the clone*

Person B: What the-

Person A: ‘I love you’ sounds like something you wouldn’t say to me.

Chiron not knowing that the campers are referencing things, but seeming to understand them. 

Percy at the ocean: Fuck off

Chiron: Ah, yes, reasonable, considering all the stress he’s been under. At least he has an outlet. 

Nico: I don’t have enough money for chicken nugget. 

Chrion: He is a young boy with access only to Greek money. I will see if we can have chicken nuggets for dinner tomorrow. 

Leo: Road work ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does. 

Clarrise: What up my name is Clarrise, I’m 19 and I never fuckin’ learned how to read

Chiron: That’s a shame Miss La Rue. I could provide additional tutoring to help you master such a life skill

Piper: Hi, my name is Piper Mclean and I’m your freestyle dance teacher

Chiron: Piper if you wanted to start an extracurricular exercise class, then you only had to ask so I could put it on the schedule. Now nobody has turned up.

[During an intense sparing match between Jason and Percy]

Kyla: Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?

Chiron: You do know that I prohibited snacking between meal times. I could change tomorrow’s breakfast to include waffles on the menu is that a compromise?

[After said sparing match]

Will:(gesturing towards the loser) He need some milk

Chiron: Well I thought ambrosia would be more effective but I suppose you are a better medic than me

Connor: Hey, today my brother pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. Benefits of killing him are I would get pushed way less-

You are my dad,

YOURE MY DAD!

grover: posideon quivers before him!

percy, yelling at the sea: FUCK OFF

Chrion: My dear child, that says ‘fresh avacado’ —- Mitchel, at lunch :  And they were roommates The entire Aphrodite table: *gasps* Oh my gods, they were roommates

Chiron: ???? What just happened ???  They were all in sync ???? Roommates ??? —-

Annabeth: that is not correct because according to the encyclopedia asjsjskkkskakksk

Chiron: I’m slightly concerned that you’re not able to realize those are my hooves. Perhaps your ability to see underwater is somehow diminishing? I think it may be in our best interest to get you to the infirmary.

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Jason: [doing cool wind tricks]

Leo: [blows it away]

Jason: Adam-

Connor: make them wait for it, Travis…

Travis: [turns]

Connor: Boom

“HEY ZEUS! YOU’RE NO GOOD, ZEUS!”

“YOU’LL NEVER BE SHIT!”

“YOU’RE JUST! LIKE! YA FATHAH!”

during the announcements at dinner:

an equally ballsy camper: sHUT UP!

Mr D:  who are you telling shut up to? are you telling me to shut up?

Travis: Well i seen it a little during the jellyfish scene, Fjord has no idea.

power word kill

1. *drops to 0hp* “I’m dead.” “You’re not dead yet”

2. rolling a bad perception roll and your dm is just like “you don’t have a fucking clue where you are. a room maybe?”

allura held onto kima with the power of true love there in the middle of the ocean, i’m not even kidding

allura watches kima train and gets all flustered

she also tries not to blush while watching. and usually fails

kima is prob half the size of allura but she can def carry her

and she sometimes picks her up just to boast

allura rolls her eyes at this behavior but secretly likes it

allura is kima’s impulse control. kima is allura’s reminder to take care of herself

“allie have you eaten today?”

“allie, you need sleep.”

“allie, i swear to bahamut i will throw all those fucking papers into the fire if you’re not coming to bed right NOW.”

kima is the little spoon. allura is not allowed to tell anyone

kima kissed allura first and she climbed on a stool to do so. it wasn’t exactly subtle but allura didn’t expect a thing and almost threw kima off of her stool bc she was so surprised

allura thought kima was rly pretty in her dress but she loves her best in her armor. or without any of her clothes

or in one of her own nightshirts