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The BEST trope is when a character tells another “let’s run away together, we can leave all of this behind and start a new life somewhere” and gets rejected. And then the rest of the tragedy unfolds

i wish we were able to talk about women's rights without someone mentioning how much they do or don't want to have sex with them. i don't care if you're a lesbian Stop finding worth in women purely from their perceived attractiveness

"I think women should not be expected to shave for societal respect / to avoid discrimination" "yeah🤤 i love bush" ok well that's not what we're talking about is it.

i hate how many posts about trans women deserving respect always devolve into "I love girldick" or "trans rights but I don't want to date a trans person" because that's entirely unrelated to the topic at hand. you should not respond to feminism with "YESSS I loveeee you because I see you as nothing but a sex object" you people sound like other men I get stuck talking with that end up saying "free the nipple so I can see boobies in public" and thinking they're feminists. why can't we just respect women regardless of your attraction to them or not. why does it need to be brought up in every conversation regarding their rights

give it up for bread with soup

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you 

OH THATS GORE!!!!!!! THATS GORE OF MY COMFORT CHARACTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😄😄😄😁😁😀😀😄😁🙌🙌🙏🙌🙌🙏🙌

no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it

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and he's right for that, I love sensations and have almost no self preservation in pursuit of The Bit

if I woke up with a dick tomorrow I would be using it to touch Everything. and if some of the Everything hurt, well, that's just a bonus. I'm nosy and I want to know what a hurt dick feels like. makes me mad that there are things I'm not optimized to experience.

calling in sick to work and staying home to compile different textures to expose to my penis #mypenis

I guess maybe sex stuff would be fun also and I would definitely be cranking it as much as possible but mostly I'd be like calling my friends over to kick my balls (I also have balls in this scenario) as a freebie

in another life you could have been cylinder guy 😔

he's like a brother to me

i could be your deadbeat tumblr mutual