Tom the Fanboy's Small Glass

all right everyone here's the plan! please eat ice cream on thursday for my birthday <3

second annual international ice cream birthday party is tomorrow (friday)!! ice cream time!!! 🍦

I’m sure I missed the deadline of choosing but I hope you had a delicious time!! Those all look so fancy it’d be hard to choose, but I think I’d want to try the hibiscus one… 😋

You like hurt/comfort because you like the idea that someone will comfort you when you are in pain.

Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.

As a Girl Scout leader, I am telling you that this is NOT true, and any former girl scout that says it is, should think about what they are saying and what oaths they may have sworn in the past

I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.

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The closing stinger is ART.