the story has always been yours

can someone tell me why i’m making a post on tumblr after several months and also why i’m crushin on this guy i’ve been talking to for two days on bumble :( 

we're getting married

babe ahah nooo.. im a repressed victorian man with a fragile constitution Aha... dont take my hand oh so gently to comfort meee ahah I’ll faiiiint agahah

fuck therapy i’m becoming a knight

seen a lot of these with your favorites, but reblog with the CURRENT book you are reading, show you are streaming, the last movie you watched, and any game/puzzle/crafts you’re working on 

screw sun moon and rising whats y’all’s moon, venus, and mars signs

i made a quiz: what does your soul smell like? (friendship/ relationship compatibility in the results!)

thinking about how much more powerful Potential Breakup Song by Aly & AJ would have been if they were allowed to say “except for the fact it was my birthday, my fucking birthday”

this post is from april 2019. you’re welcome.

I want George Washington replaced with Dolly Parton on the dollar bill and I want people to call it a Dolly bill and no sir I have not been smoking this idea is reasonable and sound thank you and good day.

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

what is a student. a miserable little pile of emails.