I'm always late to the party

the only real writing rule is that you have to do words

people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently

reblog to support female characters violently killing people

I sleep well at night knowing nobody not even the CW themselves can ungay that angel 🌈

look it doesn't matter if sandwiches existed in this time period. because i know in my heart this character would be eating one right now

I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.

Happy pride month everyone!!!!! 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

in order to preserve my internet privacy i’ll have to start feeding everyone misinformation about myself. i don’t eat. i don’t sleep. i don’t breathe. i don’t blink. i don’t have “blood”

zom mini internet privaatsfääre z'erhalte muesi falschi sache öber meech verbräite. ech do ned ässe. ech do ned schlooffe. ech do ned aatme. ech do ned zwenkere. ech ha käs "bluet"

‮כדי אויפֿצוהיטן מיין אינטערנעט־פריוואטקייט וועל איך אנהייבן געבן צו וויסן פֿאלשע זאכֿן וועגן זיך. איך עס נישט. איך שלאף נישט. איך אטעם נישט. איך פֿארמאך נישט די אויגן. איך האב נישט קיין ״בלוט״

ad secreta mea in rete celanda omnibus res mei falsas edicere coepero. nihil edo. non dormio. non spiro. non nicto. “sanguis” non habeo

It's not too late to suppress all of your wants and desires and to die unfulfilled and afraid without anyone ever having really known you.

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

not getting good reports back on your progress with this guys

like at least 50% of internet lgbt discourse would evaporate if people quit using the term "spaces" when they mean "discord servers" or "tumblr blogs" because we would collectively realize how stupid that shit is

“this is a lesbian-only space” no this is the tiktok comments on a chappell roan video

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

yall ever lose interest in something so you stop seeking out content for it and your brain will be like. wow its so crazy that that thing used to be everywhere and then everyone stopped talking about it. so crazy that it fell off like that because nobody is talking about it on my personal curated social media and youtube algorithms. surely no other factors here.

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

i would finish my book but sadly i am busy being haunted by the concept of finishing my book

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.