Guards! Put that man in a situation!

i was having a really hard morning but my daughter of 3 years said mommy dont cry i made you a drum n bass playlist

Draw him alive and well. Ok now draw him playing sudoku

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

you can kill them with kindness for on average about the first 25 years of your life. then you just start maiming

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

Laurent v Damen

I'M LOGGING OUT FUCK ALLLLLL OF YOU (immediately sheepish) I didn't mean that. I hope the sun shines on all of you and you bloom like awesome flowers

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender