Coach said I needed to bulk up. Do you think this is enough? π₯΅π
βWell, son, itβs always better to be safe than sorry. Donβt get me wrong, youβve done some great work on that frame. Plump, tender tits. Heavy curves. A fat ass. And, of course, that quivering pillow of lard you call a gut. How many pounds have you bulked now? 60? 70? Youβve truly made me a proud father.
But, son, how I feel doesnβt matter. Out there on the field, youβre just a dime a dozen. There are other fatasses who have been bulking for years to achieve their bodies. So, if coach said bulk, you bulk. No further questions asked. Now, are you gonna finish your plate, or do I have to stuff the rest down your gullet? Iβve got three more orders on the way.β
