god bless me, it's fkn summer

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

I love you, crowsfeet; I love you, gray hairs; I love you, sun spots; I love you, smile lines; I love you, crinkle between my eyebrows; I love you, crooked smile; I love you, visible signs of a life lived

You don’t have to wait for someone else to affirm that you are good enough. You already are, even if it can be hard to remember.

This is really important

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

I enjoy a joke about fucked up German fairy tales as much as the next nerd, but it's genuinely striking how often the source for the really fucked up stuff turns out to be "yeah, this is only in the Brothers Grimm version and doesn't appear in any extant oral tradition, and we're like 80% sure they added it themselves". To a large extent it's not German fairy tales that are fucked up, it's two specific German dudes.

in retrospect we probably should have given the fairy tale writing to the Brothers Happy instead

actually im doing really well except for the fact that everything makes me sad and the things that dont make me sad make me angry. but other than that im fine

actually im doing really well except for the fact that everything makes me sad and the things that dont make me sad make me angry. but other than that im fine

actually im doing really well except for the fact that everything makes me sad and the things that dont make me sad make me angry. but other than that im fine

actually im doing really well except for the fact that everything makes me sad and the things that dont make me sad make me angry. but other than that im fine

actually im doing really well except for the fact that everything makes me sad and the things that dont make me sad make me angry. but other than that im fine

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business

I must not fall victim to disgust. Disgust is the heart-killer. Disgust is the little-death that brings total apathy. I will face my disgust. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the disgust has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

Indigenous peoples of the great plains should've never told white people about tornadoes. "I don't know man that shit never happened before you showed up"