don't you hear my call

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

fuck it’s august??? what’s next? 2022???? can’t do this anymore

i ship them but in an infinitely more nuanced and aromantic way than you ever will

@marypsue

i've been slowly watching the xfiles (i'm about halfway through season 2 rn) and i love how often mulder and scully accomplish approximately fuckall. like they don't stop any deaths. they don't capture the villain, or if they do they escape promptly. they don't even really know what the hell happened. literally they were there and it didn't change anything. but they were there

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

duuude is that a losing dog? *gets out my wallet*