unnecessary feelings?

beautiful mother soap dispenser just gave birth to a baby foam in my hand

Say hello to my little hi

no one knows if watching a new tv show is possible

job interviewer, holding a Nintendo 3DS running Tomodachi Life: so would you say you're more quirky or normal? like on a scale of 1-8

the summer of saying hi

the next round of hi's are on me

So the UK will reroute a fucking Internet cable for a fake grave for a fake elf because a bunch of brain dead nerds through a pissy fit, and meanwhile real actual natives in the US are getting arrested for trying to keep oil sand pipelines from going through their actual graves, holy sites and unceded territory. Burn it all down.

oh it's worse, it's not an internet cable, it's a cable for distributing cleanly generated solar/wind electricity

this grave has a real life physical location and YOU 🫵 can destroy it