unnecessary feelings?

Over my amazing digital carcass

it's truly insane how much more functional society would be and how much happier everyone would be if every job was perpetually 10% overstaffed (and people who weren't needed could chill and rotate in when needed while still getting paid) instead of 10-50% understaffed but that wouldn't be 'efficient' (in the short term, for shareholders) so fuck everyone I guess

let’s all crash our cars into walls

we're saying hi if you want in on this

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

i yearn for the erika pokemon lifestyle (own a garden full of exotic flowers and get high as shit surrounded by women)

me when I see furniture on the curb