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I think as your job satisfaction gets lower and lower you should gain access to an increasingly broad and powerful suite of forbidden magic

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"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go
anytime I'm worried about becoming a boring medium ugly man with testosterone I just think of all the boring medium ugly men my awesome beautiful online mutuals want to fuck and I feel better. and a little scared cause I know the other stuff they want to do to those guys
ilya post wedding blackout drunk finding a random tweet thats a sneak pic of shane from that 2016 aquarium with shane holding haydens baby. the original tweet is years old, from 2016 around that time frame, and no one is super sure how he found it, not even ilya, but he quote tweets with “will be getting him oregnant tomingr he will habe a real bany once o am done with him” and it goes stupid viral even outside of the hockey sphere. svetlana quote tweets that with a 5 minute long video of him typing out that one tweet typos and all, nodding confidently to himself before hitting post.
i commend your body to the stars [ get it as a print here! ]
[ID: A Project Hail Mary illustration. The artwork consists of a 5x7 grid, with smaller illustrations inside the squares. The smaller illustrations include: the xenonite Tau Ceti system; the Hail Mary drawn across three blocks; Grace’s bicycle helmet; Adrian’s green auroras; the Blip-C capsule; the crocheted Earth; the small xenonite figure; Rocky drawn across three blocks; the Petrova Line; the rainbow from Grace’s blanket; the shoreline on Erid; the Taumoeba collector; the green Skittles pack; and Astrophage as seen through a microscope. The squares differ in background colors. There are “empty” squares that reveal Grace on a red-orange background from beneath the small illustrations, only his side profile visible. He’s smiling softly. The overall artwork has an off-white background. The text above the grid reads “PROJECT HAIL MARY” and the text below it reads “LIFE IS REASON.” There are stars at each corner of the artwork. END ID]

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Original post by @morallygrayautisticscientist here, this post was so funny I decided to draw it lol.
Panel by panel below:
Tumblr 2015: omsqueeeeee *ovaries exploding*
Tumblr 2025: OUGHHH MY PENITS EXPLODED
On account of the gender transition
On account of the gender transition
moles + worms + shrew
European Badger/grävling. Värmland, Sweden (9 June 2023).

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Not everybody wants to be your friend, Swordfish 😬
More studies of Dr. Ryland Grace from Project Hail Mary, ft Rocky, aka the two bestest of friends ever from the best movie and also book ever oh my god
One of my fave moments is when Grace draws PPE onto Rocky's dome, so he can be included in big science time D:
*shane and ilya hugging, very early relationship days, prob at the cottage*
shane: squeeze me
ilya: what
shane: just. squeeze me. really tight.
ilya: *squeezes*
shane: tighter than that, come on
ilya: *squeezing a little harder* better?
shane: no. like. seriously, use all your strength.
ilya: i could hurt you, no?
shane: you won't, i promise. please just. tighter.
ilya: *squeezes shane as tight as he possibly can, grimacing a bit as he does it*
shane, groaning: thank fuck. do you have any idea how long i've waited to have someone strong enough to do this for me who isn't my dad

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1st base: raw ethically dubious fucking
2nd base: exist in a public space together
3rd base: you witness me have a real, candid emotion
4th base: I reveal an aspect of my tragic backstory to you
image credits: @moonlightsonatah
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