return me to dust

Hand job vs manual labor

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

calling a mutual by their name and having to check you're right like omg what if they transitioned and changed their name in the twelve hours since i last saw them on my dash

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.

(The Gods, personal communication, July 18, 2024)

okay but who is playing anya

BUT WHO IS PLAYING ANYA

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

it’s the fact that work is an every day thing that doesn’t sit right with me. like surely not

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love the huffing and nuzzling the bulge dichotomy. when shane does it it's a desperate puppy begging for its owner. when ilya does it it's a large apex predator scenting its prize and shane is probably safest if he plays dead.

Good.