return me to dust

My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813

*electric guitar riff*

And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like

A few months later

All hail the High Warden of Gondor.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

Last year I finally had an excuse to illustrate this simple little Tumblr story I've had bookmarked forever for class.

Toff: Willmack may kick a soccer ball in a hotel room and wrestle each other IN A HOTEL ROOM put someone’s mattress in the shower, scream while he’s trying to take a nap, force him to do a sleepover, just absolutely terrorizing him everyday with the PDA call him old, call him a warthog. Call him Shrek. BUT! but but but still better than

also specifically because hand to god I do not think David recognized Ilya when he caught them making out at the cottage. David’s mortified bc he interrupted his son kissing a boy he did NOT know about the nuclear bomb that is his son kissing ILYA ROZANOV! David could not pick anyone in the current nhl out of a rigged lineup. Yuna wanting to shake him by the shoulders when Ilya walks through the door bc what do you mean why didn’t you prepare me for this! But if Shane didn’t introduce him David would’ve thought this guy has a fun sense of humor wearing a Boston shirt whereas the Mach 5 kill bill sirens are going off in Yuna’s mind as she stares at thee Rozanov ™

god the ENDLESS relief of ilya's fashion choices making it easy to pick him out of north american crowds

Hello tumblr. I’m reviving my old blog from the dead with some of my PHM fanarts.

Until Grace slips out a sentence along the lines of "could you give me a little grace here" and Rocky immediately points out he used a word wrong so Grace has to explain that yeah, grace means elegance but it can also mean mercy sometimes too.

“It’s tempting to assume”: someone’s assumption is about to be criticized