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saw this on pinterest but i think it belongs here too
this will never not be important
ASG was like getting hit in the face with a Sidnate baseball bat.
Sid repeatedly calling Nate his Captain and saying he'll do anything to make him happy.
Sid wearing Nate's hoodie.
Nate threatening / bargaining with other players so they wouldn't take Sid from him.
Literally everyone on the planet knowing Nate is completely insane about Sid.
exactly anon, every time i think about that asg i actually want to scream.
i’m sorry but sid calling nate his captain and wearing his hoodie like THATS YOUR BOYFRIEND WE KNOWWWW. also u know he got dicked down good after that interview cuz nate’s a possessive freak.
nathan “take anything from me just don’t take sid” mackinnon i know what you are. your devotion is so plain in your eyes. we can all see it.
Things that are ACTUALLY in the Shane Hollander Mic'd Up compilation that we all wish we could watch through the portal:
- "Hey, how was your summer? Good, good."
- "Mic'd up. I'm mic'd up. Don't."
- "Have you ever been to Greece? Told Ilya I would ask you."
- "What? No, man, he didn't say that. He said he was gonna get your ass. Yeah, man, he only fucks one ass. Yeah, I mean, I would say fuck you too but--"
- "Heeeey, davai, davai. Great assist. Hah, no, don't come closer, I'm mic'd and you know I don't trust you."
- "The Royal Tiger Towel Paper Towel Power Play. The Royal Tiger Towel Paper Towel Power Play. The Royal--"
- "HEY MATHESON. You ever been to Vegas? I said, you ever been to VEGAS? I hear they let the good hockey players go there in the summer but I feel like you wouldn't know that."
- "FUCK. Hey, ref, what the fuck was that? Oh, you didn't see that? Fuck you. No, you stay there, my husband's gonna talk to you--fuck you, put me in the bin then, this is bullshit--"
- "You have the smelling salts? Yeah. FUCK--"
- "I am mic'd. Remember I am mic'd. Nope, not even in Russian."
- "Oh, yeah, the pickle video was funny. Harris said it got a lot of views, so. Yeah, no, he actually really does love pickles that much."
- "Sinclair, you got something to say? Yeah, I'm better at hide the pickle than you are at hockey. You want to ask another stupid question?"
- "You know, I run a charity too. Oh, I just assumed that you were doing some kind of Make-A-Wish thing out here with your wingers, since it looks like this is your first day on the ice."
- "Oh, hey, look. Jackie and the kids are waving at us. Okay. Okay, Rozanov, that's enough."
- "Mic'd. Mic'd. Mic'd."
- "Hello Hockey Night, welcome to my husband's shoulder pads--" "Fuck OFF, Rozanov."
- "Great goal. Great goal. Lyublyu tebya. Yes, baby, you did that."

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Pittsburgh Penguins @ Calgary Flames ⤷ February 6, 2015
I think this ship (spaceship) is really funny
They're just silly
thinking about the “foogoo state” post
this one
i love drawing him with babies..

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i still cant get over carter vaughn sitting next to closetron 3000 and 3001 and saying "yeah its rough for the gays here. i'm an ally though". hands down one of the funniest moments in the entire show
shane picking up the way ilya says "wow wow" and developing a habit of saying it FULLY to himself when he's doing things as a vocal stim.
like t GOD he's always aware enough to not do it when he's mic'd up during a game, but wow wow makes a very regular appearance in his daily routine. almost knocked his protein powder off of the counter? wow wow. set a new lifting pr at the gym? wow wow. finished putting his laundry away? wow wow. getting out of the shower after a long day? wow wow.
and he was already doing it before he and ilya got together and is also so used to living alone that he doesn't think about it anymore, but this does mean that ilya 100% hears shane wow wowing under his breath at the cottage and is just ??? is this??? a joke??? he doesn't even know i'm listening??? what the fuck is this next level chirping???
I am a hung Shane Hollander truther. I don’t care what that ranking list says, it’s obviously wrong.
It makes Ilya absolutely feral that the only purpose of his big husband’s dick is to lay there and look pretty while Ilya fucks him.
people always talk about someone getting fucked stupid but what about a top going stupid while fucking someone? their brain shuts off and they just become a horny mutt with the only goal of getting off as hard as they can, breeding their sub. incoherent whimpers and moans of pure lust and desire. just a thought

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Shout out to my mom who explains my transition as "Having a daughterpillar turn into a Boyterfly". It doesn't erase the fact I was an adorable little girl, and also affirms my gender now. I love my mother.
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