WTB: Cruel Ultimatum Mana

[talking in private to a tgirl I saw being pulled around on a leash by an older woman] many moons ago I slew my master, and now I am beholden to no one. I would do the same for you, my friend.

babe would you like to fight a fairy in an alley for like a while

bring your glizzy too, puffy. let's see who runs out of ammo first

I think it’s kind of beautiful that through the power of being mutuals with some people and seeing some types of posts they make/reblog that i usually find mildly amusing at best, I have gained the ability to imagine concepts like a wasabi peas mindbreak instant loss 2koma

The moral of the story is that you should let the perverts in your life exert influence on you. It might give you highly specific mental images that are kind of funny to think about. Or something else could happen and that could be fun too

irish american chan will be the next big thing

So If Im Being Completely Honest I Am Small But Maybe If I Get Enough Calcium

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

some of y'all are in denial that you have a fetish and it makes me sad fr

Hey if you don't have a fetish but are on the lookout for one then I have a suggestion

and what fetish would that be user i-suggest-vore

Feet

Pokemon is the only community where the competitive crowd is funnier than the casual one

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

I already know I'm a girl dickhead I just like wearing pants