The Main Character in this Bunnings Warehouse

Truly thrilled to finally find this post on my dash.

i am going to suck you off! *puts in plastic vampire teeth and gives you the worst blowjob imaginable*

@animals-with-fan-art

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

while we’re at it “everywhere should have a bench” everywhere should also have a bubbler ☝️

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

reblog if you too are bi and confused or support others’ right to be bi and confused

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette

literally my dad

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"