byaxica

i'd kill a thousand billion pjackks for one more second of irish american chan

was recently in a cuck chair scenario where both the person giving and the person receiving was on their phone and I thought to make a pithy boomer post about it before realising that I was also on my phone

other drivers would acknowledge a bricker

The only things I’m memorializing today are a couple beers

self-awareness check, list five things you like that aren't media pieces in the tags now ‼️

Four words: don’t go to bed without a big fucking jug of water because what if you wake up thirsty

please explain how this is four words and not 13

please explain how this is 13 words instead of 18

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????