blessed be the daughters of cain

Chapel roan please listen to bjork and cocteau twins and earth eater and portishead and Yves tumor and Fiona apple and fever ray and Bauhaus and the b52s and fka twigs and Jimi Hendrix and then maybe like a lot of mid drum and bass

Why does she have to do any of this for people who clearly dislike her and her music someone lmk

Bc this site only likes queer artists when they’re men

sun wukong... very nasty monkey. the jade emperor did him a Big Favor making him the protector of the peaches of immortality, but sun wukong, Tricky Sun Wukong i call him, he stole the peaches! theyre very good peaches, they only bloom every 3000 years. not for monkeys! well it doesnt matter now, laozi put him in a prison, a new kind of prison, theyre calling it Eight-Way Trigram Crucible! theyre going to make a potion of out sun wukong!

'Irredeemable media' is such a funny concept to me because it's never used for stuff like Birth of a Nation or A Serbian Film. It's always The Owl House or My Hero Academia because these people only watch things for children and can't stand any conflict more complex than Super Mario Brothers.

When I'm in a missing the point competition and my oppenent is a tumblr user

“the last character in your camera roll is—” wow i do not go here at all. my camera roll is just pictures of me smoking weed and badly parked cars

also the implication that aegon isn’t doing his valyrian duolingo and has to command sunfyre in like. regular parlance. is really good. contrast that with jace’s intense obsession with getting the tiniest conjugations right and we might be circling in on some sort of parallel. don’t quote me on that.

Suzanne Collins really has the protocol down. On average twice a decade she writes a press release that's like "in one year there will be a new book and in two years there will be a movie based on said book. Here is the one philosopher I'll be referencing, and here is what upset me this time on the news enough to write another book. Enjoy!" and then she collects her millions, drops another banger, and doesn't go on twitter ever

it is so jarring and weird when a fantasy book is like “ok let’s go around the circle and have each character talk about which lgbt umbrella category they identify with” like ok your fantasy world doesn’t have to be feudal europe but can it not be 2023 twitter please

i love when tragedies are like “the love was there. it didnt change anything. it didnt save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the love was there”

Imagine a vampire sucked your blood and they didn't even pop a boner. not even half hard. fully flaccid the entire time they sucked your blood. I'd be so humiliated.