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Sharing porn with eachother is a love language.

Sharing porn with eachother is a love language.

Technology companies should send me their products for free so i can try them out and have fun with them and in exchange i will give them a smilies

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

*clueless guy in 2006 voice* that iPhone? What a piece of junk. People are never gonna use a phone without a keyboard. I wish there was a way I could be a girl

An analysis of posting trends on Tumblr suggests that the ideal form of the visual novel is a semi-linear murder mystery whose gameplay consists of solving middle-school "who lives in the blue house?" style verbal logic puzzles, except every time you guess wrong a mean bisexual MILF makes fun of you.

we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors

white girl SHOCKS waitress with 6th level chain lightning

Is the thing the trans girls you find annoying are into actually mainstream and basic or have you just surrounded yourself with trans girls you find annoying and blamed them for it?

Whether it’s puppygirls or whatever else, if you really find it that annoying, it’s not that hard to follow different people

Seriously how much transmisogynistic discourse is caused by people following a bunch of trans women they find annoying and then getting sick of it, then deciding not to just unfollow but make it the problem of those trans women.

christopher nolan great gatsby where jay sits down by the pool before he’s shot and says “our roaring twenties are collapsing”