number one alicent hightower understander

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

i am going to finish this draft of my script by sunday. i am.

and i DID.

it's crazy how "you know some nice girl needs to rescue you" "there's only ever been you. and you're not even that nice" and "it's yellow because no one wants a yellow lamp so I thought if I got it for you in yellow then no one would steal it from your desk" is from just the FIRST episode. they were completely insane

Happy 15 year anniversary to the premiere of THE HOUR (2011-2012) BY ABI MORGAN

“Who yells?” Is unquestionably the best broad city line i think about it every time someone raises their voice even slightly

society has genuinely moved past the need for christopher nolan

$0/$471 for my credit card!

can i get $25 by july 8th for my phone to stay connected?

15/25!!

for my phone covered! trying to reach 273 for my storage unit before the end of next week (7/17)

hit with a late fee! 20/300

i’m sorry for asking so much, but i’m supported by friend for food & shelter but my storage unit WILL disappear if i cannot raise this: 25/300

so awesome how there's an animal called a gooey duck & it's spelled geoduck for some reason & it's a humongous clam for some reason

my favorite detail in true detective s1 is that neither of them wear seatbelts. i assume this is because rust has a death wish and marty feels emasculated by safety regulations

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next