a touch of insanity

raymun: hey guys when you say something is for the girls and the gays can you include me in it as well? the girls, the gays, and raymun, if it's not too much trouble, thanks

Are you doing okay? We missed you at the devil's sacrament. He mentioned you by name. Everyone was looking around and cheering until we realized you weren't there. If you need to talk I'm always here. At the aforementioned devil's sacrament.

Maekar: I have killed my brother. Egg: Does that mean it is okay to- Maekar: No. Egg: But- Maekar: Don't make me send you to the Wall, young man!

Egg: You go big or you go home. And you don't seem like the kind of guy who goes home. Dunk: I'm not. I don't even really have a home.

Egg: Gods, give me patience. Aerion: I think you mean “Give me strength”? Egg: If the gods gave me strength, you’d be dead.

Daeron, rushing into the room: It’s terrible, just terrible! I am so upset! Maekar: Daeron, sit down and tell us all about it! Egg, would you get your brother some water? Egg: What is he gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, “Thank The Seven, the water’s here!”?

Egg: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules. Duncan: What? Egg: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

Egg: I have to make some adjustments to my play. Duncan, I think you should play the role of my father. Duncan: I don't want to be your father. Egg: That's perfect, you already know your lines.